Ok...who pisses in the shower?

[NCbear]

I go you all one better. I can pee anywhere, anytime, and in front of anyone. A coworker who was universally disliked -- if not dangerously hated -- by the rest of the project team lost his temper. Everyone brought their children to work at some point in time during the work day as parents juggled taking care of their families and retrieving their passel of rug rats from school. It was not a problem.

The coworker in question slapped (and hard) another coworker's child who had innocently walked into the guy's office catching him cruising porn sites. The slap was completely unwarranted and I was stuck with having to reprimand the programmer. I have him two options: resign or he could keep his job, but if he refused to resign I would pee on him. He didn't think I was serious.

And his decision was?

NCbear (who's waiting on, erm, tenterhooks for your answer)

 

[B_Hickboy]

People who DON'T piss in the shower are the same people who DON'T masturbate.

 

[Northland]

I go you all one better. I can pee anywhere, anytime, and in front of anyone. A coworker who was universally disliked -- if not dangerously hated -- by the rest of the project team lost his temper. Everyone brought their children to work at some point in time during the work day as parents juggled taking care of their families and retrieving their passel of rug rats from school. It was not a problem.

The coworker in question slapped (and hard) another coworker's child who had innocently walked into the guy's office catching him cruising porn sites. The slap was completely unwarranted and I was stuck with having to reprimand the programmer. I have him two options: resign or he could keep his job, but if he refused to resign I would pee on him. He didn't think I was serious.

So what exactly does this prove? If the man did what you said, then call in the law and fire the man if he won't resign. You are aware, you urinate on him, even if you feel it to be justified, you are at risk of both arrest and being placed on a list of sexual offenders.

 

[Calboner]

Comedy Legend Rodney Dangerfield had a great line, "You know what class is? Class is getting OUT of the shower to take a piss!"

:tongue:

That was how Lyndon Johnson characterized George H. W. Bush ("the kind of guy who would get out of the shower to take a piss"), but he didn't mean it favorably.

People who DON'T piss in the shower are the same people who DON'T masturbate.

What if I take a dump in the shower? Does that make me an über-regular guy?

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

Your own shower okay. A host's shower or communal showers a definite no. I am reminded of a line from Law and Order: the prosecuting lawyer says his ancestors were not even lace curtain Irish, "They were piss poor Irish, but unlike some they took the dishes out of the sink before they pissed in it."

 

[798686]

Me.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Why wouldnt I ???

 

[alx]

NEVER!! yuck. Ive bashed one out in the shower before, lesson learnt, never again!

 

[dc46064]

Your own shower okay. A host's shower or communal showers a definite no. I am reminded of a line from Law and Order: the prosecuting lawyer says his ancestors were not even lace curtain Irish, "They were piss poor Irish, but unlike some they took the dishes out of the sink before they pissed in it."

Same here. I do if I have to down the drain of my own shower. My partner does also. I dont in a public shower. Thats just not being proper.

 

[D_Dick_Biggs]

should have asked who doesn't ever do this lol

 

[rbkwp]

Foolish to deny it
i would think
One of the things you proudly did as a kid
and continued on .. till you died' ha
enz

 

[798686]

Me.

I also used to do it in the swimming pool. :redface: But i don't now.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

There's really nothing wrong with admitting that you pee in the shower, likewise it's not something you sometimes can control. It's just the body's involuntary reaction to warm water on you that makes you piss. Luckily most shower/bathtub stalls have drains that makes old golden glory disappear in a heartbeat. Hell, I've been doing it since my early teens, and ain't felt shameful about it once.

 

[toadstool]

People who DON'T piss in the shower are the same people who DON'T masturbate.

exactly liars dont ever masturbate or pee in the shower they must not be human because everyone does both

 

[gioppa]

mee tooo!!!

 

[B_Hickboy]

That was how Lyndon Johnson characterized George H. W. Bush ("the kind of guy who would get out of the shower to take a piss"), but he didn't mean it favorably.

What if I take a dump in the shower? Does that make me an über-regular guy?

What do you think is the answer to that question?

 

[Incocknito]

Peeing in sink > peeing in shower

 

[nudeyorker]

I'm making careful notes on this thread regarding who has overnight sleeping and showering privileges as well as who is allowed anywhere near the pool.
Am I the only one who takes a leak before I take a shower?

 

[B_Hickboy]

I'm making careful notes on this thread regarding who has overnight sleeping and showering privileges as well as who is allowed anywhere near the pool.
Am I the only one who takes a leak before I take a shower?

Nope.

 

[Calboner]

What do you think is the answer to that question?

I will go shit in the shower and report back to you.