Okay, Be Honest

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by marleyisalegend, Apr 21, 2008.

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Would/Do You Look At Porn At Work??

  1. Never, that's not what I'm paid to do. It's unprofessional and I don't mind waiting til I get home.

    29 vote(s)
    61.7%
  2. Sometimes, when all my work is done.

    5 vote(s)
    10.6%
  3. I'm at work right now and logged onto LPSG

    8 vote(s)
    17.0%
  4. I don't work at a desk but if I did, I would.

    5 vote(s)
    10.6%
  1. marleyisalegend

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    seems like the only thing i can post without causing WWIII is polls so here's another one (some will have to take this hypothetically). we've all stolen office supplies, told inappropriate jokes, and talked smack about that bitch in human resources, i'm just wondering how many people have or would look at porn at work (be honest)
     
  2. naughty

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    NOT! I like my job and would like to keep it.
     
  3. Mr. Snakey

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    No. In fact i dont watch porn at all. I might check out a clip on here once and a while but thats it. I find it boring. Would never watch it at work. No
     
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    No, I don't. There's no better way to get fired and never work in my industry again.
     
  5. ManlyBanisters

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    Sometimes my job includes looking at porn - so I am actually paid to do it. Mind you, as a result I watch less than I used to in my spare time. I agree with Snakey, it's a bit boring really.

    I haven't voted in the poll because none of the options suit my circumstance.
     
  6. D_Thoraxis_Biggulp

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    For me it's a mix of options 1 and 4. I don't work at a desk, but if I did I still wouldn't do it.
     
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    I love that you consider LPSG porn - to me it's just another BBS
     
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    not a chance. i hate my job but need to keep it
     
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    No way! I just started a part-time job recently...

    If I masturbated at work I wouldn't only be fired, but probably arrested (and put on the sex offenders list).

    Honestly, no jokes, in my particular job the most socially unacceptable thing would be to masturbate.
     
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    Might I ask how a cow masturbates?:confused:
     
  11. Darpon

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    Wait, what's your job?

    And also, as one other said, I don't work at a desk and wouldn't watch porn if I did.
     
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    Usually I pretend to masturbate at work. Other times, I go for it whole hog. When I start working in the food industry I imagine that will change.
     
  13. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    So, who the hell says I could've? In retail, you don't get too much chance to view porn or likewise if you're under the eye of corporate Big Brother.
     
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    Ummm, call me crazy, but I think there are very few jobs in the entire world that would not forbid an employee from masturbating on the job.

    The thread is about looking at porn, not jacking off.
     
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    We all have desks very close to one another....and basically used for grading, and admin BS so...no.

    and as said- the risk are simply NOT worth it.
     
  16. marleyisalegend

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    sounds like most people are sensible enough to leave that kinda thing where it belongs (at home, or atleast not at work) though i'm certainly glad the people who do are being honest about it. as far as lpsg it isn't porn per se but certainly does have images and links to pornographic material (check out the 'celebrity endowment' and 'hung' forums. i guess i should've mentioned in the options as to whether or not you'd do it if you knew you weren't going to get caught, maybe the last one to leave the office or first one there in the morning with a few solitary minutes....
     
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    With great difficulty :cool:

    :redface: Mooops. Misread... Anyways, porn at my job would still get me the sack....
     
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    I'll change that to school since I'm a full time student. But yes, I've watched porn and been logged into LPSG.
     
  19. marleyisalegend

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    FINALLY some honesty, thankyou. i'm sure that, given the opportunity to avoid getting caught, a lotta people would
     
  20. SteveHd

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    marley, I think many/most of the replies have been honest.

    If avoiding getting caught had been stated in the topic and the poll question, the results might have been different. Of course, such a stipulation would turn it into a hypothetical.
     
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