Okay...I admit it...

[D_Martin van Burden]

I feel ya there, dB...

(Yo, what's up with all the dBs here? There's you. There's 03. And then there's me, Mr. Blackthorne. What the dilly?)

I could only get a hula hoop to work out a couple of times. S'pose that's better than not a one, but it's hard to do. Trust me. If you can shake your hips a bit, you can flop your dick around.

 

[Landshark77]

Hell... I am doing it right now, and typing.

 

[FieldRatt9]

My weirdest party trick was having my girlfriend get me hard and use my erection to spring a quarter over my shoulder while playing quarters. If by chance we made it, only the girls would drink the glass to get the quarter. Haven't done that in a long time.

 

[Pecker]

I've never gotten my floppy to do a good helicopter - the scrotum wants to join in and gets everything all balled up.