Old Coot = New Member

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Seventy.still.goin, Apr 18, 2008.

  1. Seventy.still.goin

    Seventy.still.goin New Member

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    The auto-greeting from Rob_E suggested posting an introductory message, so here goes.

    Old fellow, courteous, gracious, and strongly believing in Ben Franklin's thoughts on the mature and sexual activity, see below.

    Been scrotum stretching for some years, see photo.

    Married >40 yrs not that its gotten me any sex in last 15, but wife is great cook so i eat very well - but would also like to eat a pussy now and again! :biggrin1:

    "Split collars" - ball stretcher weights, make great hangers, teabag - and feels like someone holding them!

    I don't use pills - don't need to! Tried viagra twice, got only headaches and stiff neck - threw them away, and never touched the other brands was wondering about effect, and truth is, without some stimulation, at this age, things go slow.

    The truth is best said by Ben Franklin in what he wrote in 1745, in his "Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress," (and obviously relative to an elderly woman, but equally true of an elderly man) that elderly (gentlemen) are:
    1. have more worldly knowledge
    2. old (men) are "good" if no longer handsome
    3. no longer an issue of family or children
    4. prudent and discreet
    5. "in the dark all cats are grey "
    6. Sin is less
    7. Lack of guilt on the part of the parties
    and 8. Older men are "so grateful"

    Quotable Franklin
     
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    Age with wisdom, you have to love it. Welcome Seventy (62)
     
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