Old Jesus Joke

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  1. B_HappyHammer1977

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    An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're staring at
    another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar,
    and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare,
    until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is
    Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a
    pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over
    at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

    After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

    He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the
    Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
    "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

    Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
    go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all
    my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

    Jesus then approaches the Scouser who knocks over a chair and a table in
    trying to get away from the Son of God. "What's wrong my son?" says Jesus.
    The Scouser shouts, "F**k off, I'm on disability benefit!"
     
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    A sad reflection on our society.

    A sad reflection on our society.
     
  3. Dude!

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    I was afraid it might be offensive. But no, it's hilarious! Well, maybe offensive to Scousers but I don't think they have computers up there.
     
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    I've heard this one b4, but it still sounds damn funny again.:D
     
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    Scouser? twigs?
     
  6. dreamer20

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    May God forgive you for that.:twak:


    :biggrin1:
     
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    It was good, but pardon my ignorance - what is a scouser?
     
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    Someone form Liverpool.:smile:



    WHAT IS SCOUSE?
     
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