I about busted a gut to day at the grocery- there is an OLDer gentleman (70s? ) that shops there (god love him), he wears the high waisted pants (you know the ones where the waist is at his belly button) the guy is hung like a BULL. You can clearly see this whopper handing down his pants leg (and even see the shape of his low hanging nuts on the other side (I assume boxers). He walks with a cane....just your basic friendly old geezer puttering at the grocery.
So anyhow in the check out, he has this very cute pert cashier with a VERY nice set of melons herself....He catches her checking out his bulge (who can miss it?) and he looks at her, catchers her staring at his crotch, and waggles his eyebrow with a twinkle in his eye....and says "I don't think I forgot bananas or plums did I missy?" The cashier was utterly dumbfounded.... her eyes clearly on his bulge... Then he said glancing at HER chest....'maybe I need some melons?'
I thought I was going to burst out laughing...he got his things and walked off...I swear with a little jaunt in his step..
god love the older LPSG!!!:biggrin1:
So anyhow in the check out, he has this very cute pert cashier with a VERY nice set of melons herself....He catches her checking out his bulge (who can miss it?) and he looks at her, catchers her staring at his crotch, and waggles his eyebrow with a twinkle in his eye....and says "I don't think I forgot bananas or plums did I missy?" The cashier was utterly dumbfounded.... her eyes clearly on his bulge... Then he said glancing at HER chest....'maybe I need some melons?'
I thought I was going to burst out laughing...he got his things and walked off...I swear with a little jaunt in his step..
god love the older LPSG!!!:biggrin1:
