A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her
>bed and
>squealing with delight.
>
>Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
>how
>ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
>
>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what
>you
>think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that
>not only
>am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
>
>The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
>
>"Your name never came up," she replied.
>
>
>bed and
>squealing with delight.
>
>Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
>how
>ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
>
>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what
>you
>think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that
>not only
>am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
>
>The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
>
>"Your name never came up," she replied.
>
>
