Older Woman

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A woman, in her fifties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on her
    >bed and
    >squealing with delight.
    >
    >Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
    >how
    >ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
    >
    >The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what
    >you
    >think. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says that
    >not only
    >am I healthy but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
    >
    >The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?"
    >
    >"Your name never came up," she replied.
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    >
     
  2. fortiesfun

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    Serves him right. :biggrin:
     
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    laughin my fxxxng not 55 year old ass off!!!!!
     
  4. B_Think_Kink

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    Thats a good one!
     
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