Two guys drinking in a bar.
First guy says, ‘Man you’ll never believe what happened to me at the weekend. I was drinking in Joe’s where there was this chick and we got talking; she looked a bit mature, but wow, what a figure she had. Anyway, we ended up back at her place for a night cap. She put on some music and started to move like some exotic dancer: I couldn’t believe how supple she was and then she started to strip! She got down to her bra and panties revealing her fantastic shape and I sat mesmerised by her two big orbs cradled in their sling and waited with baited breath for their release. Finally she removed her bra and I couldn’t believe how her boobs just hung like over ripe melons, without sagging an inch. “Fantastic!” I said.’
‘Yeah, not bad for a woman of 86,’ she replied.
‘Yeah, right,’ I sniggered.
‘It’s okay,’ she said, ‘most people don’t believe it, but here.’
‘She handed me a piece of paper that turned out to be her birth certificate and sure enough, she was 86; I was dumb struck!’
‘Yeah,’, said the second guy, ‘but did you fuck her?’
‘Well, I was about to,’ said the first, ‘when her folks retuned home from a night out on the town.’
If it feels right, you’ve just got to do it.