My son just turned 16 a few days ago and I had 'the' talk with him earlier today. Now he won't even look at me. I don't know why because he has told me enough over the years that i really didn't expect him to react that way. in fact, after i talked to him, he went to his room and didn't open the door for two hours! part of me kinda hopes he was watching porn!
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(referring that NIXON has 27 years old in his age field in his profile)
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Popcorn signifies we want some explaining.... At least for me.. it's gonna be good..
A son at 11 years old.. I bet the guy had a 15 inch penis when he was 10. :redface:
At least for me.. it's gonna be good..A son at 11 years old.. I bet the guy had a 15 inch penis when he was 10.
:redface:
Unless he's lying about his age...
He is called Nixon, so I guess a scandal was bound to break at some point.
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Let me guess: He accidentally erased 18 and a half years.He is called Nixon, so I guess a scandal was bound to break at some point.
D_Tintagel_Demondong
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Damn. I was getting ready for a hot incest thread.. the kind where they are both in bath robes and unexpectedly get hard during the "talk" and ... well you know.
There hasn't been a shard or shred of truth in anything Nixon has said so far--and probably never will be. A few years from now he will most likely post something like this:
"My real name is Bubby Lou Buttcracker and I was born in South Nutlicker and spent the first years of my life being raised by always hungry coyotes and hyenas. When I was not yet 5 years of age a missionary family came upon me in the gravel pit eating of vulture gizzards and ferried me away to jolly old England where we lived in oppulent luxury and summered in Pembroke Wales where I met a women named Farina who said 'one day you will have my children'.
"After many years of being expelled from all the top schools ntry I found myself wandering the streets of Dundee Scotland in search of good haggis. This occured during the sheep shortage of 1998 and I decided to ply my trade and wares in America where I had once hear a song being sung.
I flew by train to Madagascar where my mum was living and I had her adopt me officially. We then took a boat to the States which arrived at Penn Station just after midnight the month after my Dad had been told he was Episcopalian which explained his circumcision. Mum was mortified that she had been with a circumcised missionary lo, all those years and summarily divorced him,
Once in the Americas I met a woman who may have been a man who I was instantly smitten by. We fornicated nightly while she worked a day job and I lived off of her until my shoddy education at Edenburg Community Collage netted me a job at Dunn and Broadstreet which I lost a mere fortnight or so later when it was revealed I had once kissed a prune. Immediately thereafter I married Fabiotta and we decided I would adopt her baby who was 25 at the time and so I did. I then secured emplloyment at The Gap and wore Ralph Lauren clothing found at the Salvation Army shop and used Calvin Kleinne aromas which were sold at amazing like really low low prices on Canal Street--I mean Calvin Kleinne for sakes alive, it weren't like it was no rip off of a Jordache jeans or nothing.
Anyway, I digress. When my adopted son was 20 I met him and he told me about sex which was good since I had no idea what humans did about sex. Years or so later I took him aside and asked him if he knew what all a testacle was and woul he like to see and touch mine. He freaked out and ran to his room where he stayed watching on-line porn for 2 days until his mom camed and got him and took him to Cannes for the weekend.
"anyway that is the real truth of my story whatever that may be.
Sighned Bubba Lou Buttcracker"
Yup--I predict that will be Nixon/Bubba Lou's next tale.
B_ScaredLittleBoy
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WTF!
I'm gonna go make some toast. There best be answers when I get back :tongue:
lolly
I'm gonna go make some toast. There best be answers when I get back :tongue:
lolly
B_ScaredLittleBoy
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It's just weird...the popcorn is for watching an explanation. If there even is one. My WTF was because...it doesn't seem on the surface to be about incest...but the OP isn't old enough to have a son!
Unless he's lying about his age...
Toast!
Unless he's lying about his age...
Toast!
A son at 11 years old.. I bet the guy had a 15 inch penis when he was 10.
Who didn't? :tongue:
Let me guess: He accidentally erased 18 and a half years.
I'm just pissed off that he wrote about his son... I was hoping to make a pun about Daughtergate.
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