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I'm just pissed off that he wrote about his son... I was hoping to make a pun about Daughtergate. :rolleyes:

You're soooo bad!

Danerain, you're a beaut, too.

Am I evil for enjoying this so much? Pass the popcorn, please?

I'm sure there's a perfectly plausible explanation.
 

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But, really, judging by his old posts, be prolly wouldn't have come back for a while. . . .
 
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AAahahaha you guys are all hilarious!

What a lame lie though don't you think? If I was going to make something up it would be a lot cooler than "I had the sex talk with my son..."
 
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How 'bout:

My son just turned 16, and I gave him my old Dodge Viper as a 16th birthday present. I didn't need it anymore since I invented the hover-car. Shssshh no one knows about it yet because it's also invisible, and it travels back in time periodically to set the wrong things right. Anyway, when he first drove the Viper he accidentally crashed it into the Guiness moat surrounding our castle, and discovered a passage to the center of the earth. Of course we had to try it out! I put on my authentic replica Batman suit and he made sure to bring his light-giving necklace that Gandalf gave him (you bet he exists!) just in case the reflected light from Li'l John's bling necklace wasn't enough. Did I mention that when my wife Halle Berry gave birth to Li'l John I named him (ironically) because his baby schlong was bigger than mine? So anyway it was a pretty long trip down through the earth's crust and we were all discussing how cool it was to know the secret of giving any woman endless gushing wet orgasms by farting the right frequency, when out popped the Devil from one of the many oil-gushing stalagmites all around. He offered to trade my sole for a lifetime supply of Magnum warming sensation condoms. I said yes and gave him one of my flip-flops...Tricked him! Eventually the three of us found that the center of the Earth is actually a big rave-party because all of the neglected Ecstasy tablets from the surface get swept down there by accident (always wondered about that). We all proceeded to roll face and fuck until the earth's core started to dim. Just then my future son showed up in his time-travelling viper to carry us back home after giving us all the Hangover Cure which will be invented in 2027.
 

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How 'bout:

My son just turned 16, and I gave him my old Dodge Viper as a 16th birthday present. I didn't need it anymore since I invented the hover-car. Shssshh no one knows about it yet because it's also invisible, and it travels back in time periodically to set the wrong things right. Anyway, when he first drove the Viper he accidentally crashed it into the Guiness moat surrounding our castle, and discovered a passage to the center of the earth. Of course we had to try it out! I put on my authentic replica Batman suit and he made sure to bring his light-giving necklace that Gandalf gave him (you bet he exists!) just in case the reflected light from Li'l John's bling necklace wasn't enough. Did I mention that when my wife Halle Berry gave birth to Li'l John I named him (ironically) because his baby schlong was bigger than mine? So anyway it was a pretty long trip down through the earth's crust and we were all discussing how cool it was to know the secret of giving any woman endless gushing wet orgasms by farting the right frequency, when out popped the Devil from one of the many oil-gushing stalagmites all around. He offered to trade my sole for a lifetime supply of Magnum warming sensation condoms. I said yes and gave him one of my flip-flops...Tricked him! Eventually the three of us found that the center of the Earth is actually a big rave-party because all of the neglected Ecstasy tablets from the surface get swept down there by accident (always wondered about that). We all proceeded to roll face and fuck until the earth's core started to dim. Just then my future son showed up in his time-travelling viper to carry us back home after giving us all the Hangover Cure which will be invented in 2027.

A perfect illustration of how 'keeping it simple' makes the whole story seem altogether more plausible, unlike the OP of this thread. :cool:
 

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A perfect illustration of how 'keeping it simple' makes the whole story seem altogether more plausible, unlike the OP of this thread. :cool:


Which means that he should have gone with:

I had the talk with my 16 year old son and he locked himself into his room. I really didn't think that he would act that way.


And then tag on a question about how everyone else reacted/ gave the talk to their kids.
 

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How 'bout:

My son just turned 16, and I gave him my old Dodge Viper as a 16th birthday present. I didn't need it anymore since I invented the hover-car. Shssshh no one knows about it yet because it's also invisible, and it travels back in time periodically to set the wrong things right. Anyway, when he first drove the Viper he accidentally crashed it into the Guiness moat surrounding our castle, and discovered a passage to the center of the earth. Of course we had to try it out! I put on my authentic replica Batman suit and he made sure to bring his light-giving necklace that Gandalf gave him (you bet he exists!) just in case the reflected light from Li'l John's bling necklace wasn't enough. Did I mention that when my wife Halle Berry gave birth to Li'l John I named him (ironically) because his baby schlong was bigger than mine? So anyway it was a pretty long trip down through the earth's crust and we were all discussing how cool it was to know the secret of giving any woman endless gushing wet orgasms by farting the right frequency, when out popped the Devil from one of the many oil-gushing stalagmites all around. He offered to trade my sole for a lifetime supply of Magnum warming sensation condoms. I said yes and gave him one of my flip-flops...Tricked him! Eventually the three of us found that the center of the Earth is actually a big rave-party because all of the neglected Ecstasy tablets from the surface get swept down there by accident (always wondered about that). We all proceeded to roll face and fuck until the earth's core started to dim. Just then my future son showed up in his time-travelling viper to carry us back home after giving us all the Hangover Cure which will be invented in 2027.

Man, I didn't read far enough.

I need to double up...

:popcorn::popcorn:
 

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My first thought was who waits until a kid is 16 for "the talk?" .

:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:


Personally, my take on "the talk" was that he came out to his son about the 50-50 thing (not a general sex talk as many seem to be assuming), and he was surprised at his son's reaction.
 

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Personally, my take on "the talk" was that he came out to his son about the 50-50 thing (not a general sex talk as many seem to be assuming), and he was surprised at his son's reaction.

The 50-50 orientation revelation makes more sense, but the OP was rather ambiguous. I, too, was in the initially clueless camp because I couldn't understand how someone could wait until his son turns 16 to have "the talk" about the birds and the bees. But yes, it makes more sense that Nixon was referring to informing his son of his own sexuality.

So, where is the son's mother in all of this? Why wasn't there a joint explanation of Nixon's bisexuality? Cynically, it sounds as though Nixon misframed the context for coming clean with his son.... maybe??:confused:

Please give me/us more of a clue...