OK, I completely understand why everyone has suspicions about this because of the age thing, but here is a mini-biography on me:
-Born February 3 1980 in Kashmir
-Moved to Lancashire, UK when I was 2
-Went to a school in Rawtenstall up to year 6 (age 11)
-Went to a secondary school close to Burnley
-Was expelled and moved to another less than a mile away where I stayed on to the end of the sixth form (Yrs 12 & 13)
-After a holiday in Cardiff, I eventually went to Cardiff University to study advertising (don't ask!) when I was 18
-Got an authoritative job in WHSmith which I kept for less than a month
-My Father died on May 19 1999 and I inherited money which I used to move to the US officially (My lifelong dream) on August 30 1999 and my mother came with me.
-I met Faria Lesley on my first day there (she lived above me) and we married October 11 2000.
-I was between jobs and managed to get a semi-permanent one working in the advertising department of Calvin Klein which I moved on from just four months ago
-Me and Faria divorced July 31 2006 after nearly 6 years of marriage
-Born February 3 1980 in Kashmir
-Moved to Lancashire, UK when I was 2
-Went to a school in Rawtenstall up to year 6 (age 11)
-Went to a secondary school close to Burnley
-Was expelled and moved to another less than a mile away where I stayed on to the end of the sixth form (Yrs 12 & 13)
-After a holiday in Cardiff, I eventually went to Cardiff University to study advertising (don't ask!) when I was 18
-Got an authoritative job in WHSmith which I kept for less than a month
-My Father died on May 19 1999 and I inherited money which I used to move to the US officially (My lifelong dream) on August 30 1999 and my mother came with me.
-I met Faria Lesley on my first day there (she lived above me) and we married October 11 2000.
-I was between jobs and managed to get a semi-permanent one working in the advertising department of Calvin Klein which I moved on from just four months ago
-Me and Faria divorced July 31 2006 after nearly 6 years of marriage