Afraid not, he said he moved there 'officially' before he met this woman, unless he was there illegally then he wouldn't have been able to stay for longer than a holiday
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There hasn't been a shard or shred of truth in anything Nixon has said so far--and probably never will be. A few years from now he will most likely post something like this:
"My real name is Bubby Lou Buttcracker and I was born in South Nutlicker and spent the first years of my life being raised by always hungry coyotes and hyenas. When I was not yet 5 years of age a missionary family came upon me in the gravel pit eating of vulture gizzards and ferried me away to jolly old England where we lived in oppulent luxury and summered in Pembroke Wales where I met a women named Farina who said 'one day you will have my children'.
"After many years of being expelled from all the top schools ntry I found myself wandering the streets of Dundee Scotland in search of good haggis. This occured during the sheep shortage of 1998 and I decided to ply my trade and wares in America where I had once hear a song being sung.
I flew by train to Madagascar where my mum was living and I had her adopt me officially. We then took a boat to the States which arrived at Penn Station just after midnight the month after my Dad had been told he was Episcopalian which explained his circumcision. Mum was mortified that she had been with a circumcised missionary lo, all those years and summarily divorced him,
Once in the Americas I met a woman who may have been a man who I was instantly smitten by. We fornicated nightly while she worked a day job and I lived off of her until my shoddy education at Edenburg Community Collage netted me a job at Dunn and Broadstreet which I lost a mere fortnight or so later when it was revealed I had once kissed a prune. Immediately thereafter I married Fabiotta and we decided I would adopt her baby who was 25 at the time and so I did. I then secured emplloyment at The Gap and wore Ralph Lauren clothing found at the Salvation Army shop and used Calvin Kleinne aromas which were sold at amazing like really low low prices on Canal Street--I mean Calvin Kleinne for sakes alive, it weren't like it was no rip off of a Jordache jeans or nothing.
Anyway, I digress. When my adopted son was 20 I met him and he told me about sex which was good since I had no idea what humans did about sex. Years or so later I took him aside and asked him if he knew what all a testacle was and woul he like to see and touch mine. He freaked out and ran to his room where he stayed watching on-line porn for 2 days until his mom camed and got him and took him to Cannes for the weekend.
"anyway that is the real truth of my story whatever that may be.
Sighned Bubba Lou Buttcracker"
Yup--I predict that will be Nixon/Bubba Lou's next tale.
rob_just_rob
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I'm pretty sure Bubba Lou is a girl's name.
Appropriate, since that's one of the few popular deceptions that hasn't been attempted in this thread.
Appropriate, since that's one of the few popular deceptions that hasn't been attempted in this thread.
rob_just_rob
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Really-- a non attempted deception? Darn!
(and why hasn't Nixon returned)
He's organizing a break-in at the site of the LPSG server?
He's waiting to see how we'll react to not having him to kick around anymore?
He's hiring a continuity checker?
(other suggestions?)
First of all, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Just in case you ARE legit, and for any who are in a similar situation for real, and might benefit from a serious answer. Secondly, he was likely just embarassed---few teenagers want to talk about ANYTHING private or intimate, especially anything sexually related. Not unless they are going for shock value. Third, give that your age difference isn;t all THAT much, he may have felt uncomfortable with you in the dad role in THIS case, because there wasn;t enough of a generation between you. If I had to guess, I would say that he eventually came out of his room, and just avoided the whole topic completely. Frankly, given how teens are, and we all did it, I think the best way a "talk" can be done is to offer to answer any questions, and to provide information he ca review on his own that you have pre-screened, to check to make sure it is true and relavent. THis avoids most of the embarassment factor for both, yet still provides needed information. If he is still a bit freaked out about it, and there is a favorite uncle or whatever who he DOES talk openly with, then let him find out what is wrong, and DISCREETLY let you know---do NOT let on where you got the information, or the son will feel a broken trust. It's always tough to deal with touchy subjects in this context, so just do the best you can. More than likely, both of you will survive the experience, and laugh about it some 20 years from now over a beer. Good Luck!
I can use a spanking right now, Nixon. My lady working tonight and I'm all alone with these crazy fantasies in my head! I will dress up like a child star for you and you can talk to me about girls, then send me to my room to watch porn DVDs. :biggrin1: Just the spanking please!
I can bring a little dog if you like?
I can bring a little dog if you like?
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