OMG 100 Pounds!

[D_alex8]

Someone said (I thought as a joke) we want to send you some candy...what is your address?

Nah, these people never joke. I ended up with more or less a five-year supply of hand cream that way. Try givin' that to a food drive.

 

[DaveyR]

Nah, these people never joke. I ended up with more or less a five-year supply of hand cream that way. Try givin' that to a food drive.

It makes good lube :wink:

 

[jeff black]

It makes good lube :wink:

So does melted chocolate.:biggrin1:

 

[223790]

Food banks will be glad to accept it. I hate wasting food when I know that there are so many hungry people out there. You are doing the right thing by giving it away rather than wasting it. Hunger is a topic that I feel very strongly about. Here's a good video about that very topic:

Films: Chicken a la Carte by Ferdinand Dimadura

 

[Principessa]

Help!....UPS just left and someone sent me 100 pounds of candy. If I give a pound to everyone in my apartment building I can unload it. Anyone else have any suggestions. (No I'm not going to eat it) It's a long story that's not that interesting but I am looking at 100 one pound bags of M&M's. Well I warned you it was not an interesting story, but I did a project for MARS Candy and they kept telling me I was too thin and should eat more candy. Someone said (I thought as a joke) we want to send you some candy...what is your address?

Is it one big, 100 lb bag of M&M's or 100, one pound bags of M&M's? I hope it;'s the latter but the former would make me laugh my ass off. :lmao: :tongue: My 8 year old cousin Malcolm LOVES plain M&M's.

Nah, these people never joke. I ended up with more or less a five-year supply of hand cream that way. Try givin' that to a food drive.

LOL Oh come on homeless people often have dry skin issues. they need sunblock as well. I don't believe for one moment you couldn't find someone to rub that stuff on. :flirt:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

ha ha homeless people caring about sunscreen.

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I only have around a pound of "candy"

I'm sure you can grab more than that.

It's a long story that's not that interesting but I am looking at 100 one pound bags of M&M's

That's my Kryptonite. I'd be in heaven.

 

[Gillette]

I was expecting a "melts in your mouth, not in your hands" type explanation.

 

[DiscoBoy]

Give it out to the kids. You're sure to get plenty of little fans.

 

[ZOS23xy]

Nah, these people never joke. I ended up with more or less a five-year supply of hand cream that way. Try givin' that to a food drive.

I've had some run in with advertising people and any number of stories, and they're dense and tend to think in terms of "zinger" "punchline" "Mind grab", etc...