OMG at the deli...

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  1. B_IanTheTall

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    While getting food for a dinner party, at my house, a friend and I went food shopping. Here is the exchange at the deli:
    Man: How can I help you?
    Friend: I need six inches of hot italian sausage.
    (Turns to me.)
    Friend: Do you think six inches is enough or is more better?
    Me: (Turning away.) Get more, more is always better.

    I had to go sit down, on the bench, by the entrance. I could barely breath. She decided more was better. After dinner, I was telling our friends about this and she says, "He had to unroll a bigger sausage, to give me more then six inches." This will never be forgotten... truly never.
     
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    Funny. Of course he had to unroll a bigger sausage. Where did he find it? :biggrin1:
     
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    On the one hand, it never ceases to amaze me how for so many of us guys, pretty much any comment becomes an opportunity to turn the conversation into a discussion of cocks. Kind of like Name That Tune, I guess "I can turn that into a dick joke in three steps", "no I can do it in two". On the other hand, Ian, I immediately laughed when I read your post, I think I might have been tempted to take it even further than you did. Welllll, from my own experience, I have found that the more hot sweet Italian sausage you can have, the better. I mean, the juices that drip from a nice, thick foot or so of Italian sausage are so delicious, mmmmm my mouth is watering just thinking about it. :tongue: I guess it depends on how close your friendship is with her.
     
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