While getting food for a dinner party, at my house, a friend and I went food shopping. Here is the exchange at the deli: Man: How can I help you? Friend: I need six inches of hot italian sausage. (Turns to me.) Friend: Do you think six inches is enough or is more better? Me: (Turning away.) Get more, more is always better. I had to go sit down, on the bench, by the entrance. I could barely breath. She decided more was better. After dinner, I was telling our friends about this and she says, "He had to unroll a bigger sausage, to give me more then six inches." This will never be forgotten... truly never.