OMG, I`m such a WHORE!

[deleted3782]

3,000 posts?!?!?! That's beyond my comprehension you filthy disgusting dirty little tramp.

 

[chicagosam]

"Post slut" is more appropriate for 3000. 6000 makes you a "post whore."

Congratulations, slut!:biggrin1:

 

[798686]

Feels more like 300,000! :wink::biggrin1:

Congrats, dude. :smile:

 

[Daisy]

Seems I just passed 1000 posts and you did not call me out on my whore-dom. I think I'm hurt.

 

[798686]

Seems I just passed 1000 posts and you did not call me out on my whore-dom. I think I'm hurt.

We wouldn't dream of calling you a whore. :wink:

Lady of the night, perhaps...:tongue:

 

[luka82]

3,000 posts?!?!?! That's beyond my comprehension you filthy disgusting dirty little tramp.

I have a Serbian suprise for you. I believe you have already seen it, :wink:

"Post slut" is more appropriate for 3000. 6000 makes you a "post whore."

Congratulations, slut!:biggrin1:

You are my idol, Sam.
Now, write a story about my sexual adventures!

Feels more like 300,000! :wink::biggrin1:

Congrats, dude. :smile:

Thanks, daddy! :tongue:

Seems I just passed 1000 posts and you did not call me out on my whore-dom. I think I'm hurt.

I`m a feminist in training, sorry love, can`t do it! :biggrin1:
Even jokes about calling women sluts are misogynistic.
Miss you in chat, though. :smile:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Get back out on the street, bitch.

 

[luka82]

Get back out on the street, bitch.

I put my lipstick and I`m ready to work.

 

[ghb69]

I put my lipstick and I`m ready to work.

Where exactly did you apply that lipstick, and will it be a rainbow party??:wink::smile::tongue:

 

[chicagosam]

You are my idol, Sam.

Ummmm . . . a retired post whore that rarely posts? You may have to look elsewhere for that type of idol, bouncing panda boy.:biggrin1:

Now, write a story about my sexual adventures!

I haven't written a thing in five years, and that was fiction and done as a joke. I'm sure you could write something much better about your erotic escapades, and the reality would be far more titillating.

 

[double_digit]

3,000 posts! :biggrin1:
I know it took me some time.
The reason why it has taken me so long is quite simple. I choose my words carefully and sometimes it takes me more than a day to write a post. I usually think a week or two before I start a thread.
I would like to thank my followers and fans. Everything I do, I do it for you guys!
Thank you from the bottom of my bottom. :biggrin1:

Let me fix that for you. ;> All good to go - carry on Gents.

 

[Hoss]

3,000 posts! :biggrin1:
I know it took me some time.
The reason why it has taken me so long is quite simple. I choose my words carefully and sometimes it takes me more than a day to write a post. I usually think a week or two before I start a thread.
I would like to thank my followers and fans. Everything I do, I do it for you guys!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. :biggrin1:

At the rate I'm going I'll reach that number by the weekend.

 

[luka82]

At the rate I'm going I'll reach that number by the weekend.

Maybe even faster

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Congrats my friend. Keep posting.:smile:

 

[Hoss]

Maybe even faster

Possibly today if I can come up with a few more posts (and not get banned)

 

[B_stanmarsh14]

Possibly today if I can come up with a few more posts (and not get banned)

I'm sure Accountium will come along soon, in her trade mark black knee high boots, whip in hand, and gives you a beating to within an inch of your life, then bans you :biggrin1:

I still feel the welp marks on my arse, from when I was on staff

 

[Hoss]

I'm sure Accountium will come along soon, in her trade mark black knee high boots, whip in hand, and gives you a beating to within an inch of your life, then bans you :biggrin1:

I still feel the welp marks on my arse, from when I was on staff

That sounds ultra hot:smile:! I can hardly wait for the beating to begin!

 

[luka82]

Lol!

 

[molotovmuffin]

Happy early 4000th post Luka....I'm getting it in so I don't miss it~:wink:

 

[798686]

Congrats Luka - for when u actually get there.