OMG Look at this place...

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  1. Tru_Unhung

    Tru_Unhung New Member

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    I like the new decorations.
    I'm just saying hello after a time away.
    Not promising to dominate conversations, life found me, so I'm not on all the time.
    But I'll be here from time to time.

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? :wank:
    I've quit that for my new years resolution... one week down (started before I decided, Dec 30).
     
  2. GoneA

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    do you really need us to explain it?
     
  3. B_caneadea

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    WELCOME home !

    Put :wank: in as your avatar so you won't forget how. LOL

    Why would anyone give up masturbation......................
     
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    I remember making this resolution when I was 13. I went to church a lot and thought it was wrong. I now realize that mastrubation is the greatest gift to teenage guys.
     
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    Hey, welcome back..
    Give the resolution another week and you will find that ur penis will get smaller, it will start to smell twice as bad as it already does the colour will start to darken around the tip of ur penis untill it turns a dark green with a small hint of red and you will notice a small pain everyday which will get worse and worse and worse untill....

    Only messing, good luck anyway.. lets us know how long you last..

    -Shaun
     
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    It's a man on his knees polishing a small vase vigorously, and anyone who says otherwise is a purveyor of sinful naughtiness :rolleyes:
     
  7. GoneA

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    *raises hand frantically*

    oh ooh oooh ... that's me! that's me!
     
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    Look, he's still going :wank:
     
  9. GoneA

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    should've went for the energizer bunny joke. i would've like it. :cool:
     
  10. Tru_Unhung

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    Thanks :) That's going to be a well polished vase. I quit polishing my vase every once in a while. It's pretty clean.
     
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    Girls just wanna have fun, too, ya know. :smile:
     
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    you still should've went for it ... sure it would've been funny. :wink:
     
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    Go go go go go go go go go! :D
     
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