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Tru_Unhung

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I like the new decorations.
I'm just saying hello after a time away.
Not promising to dominate conversations, life found me, so I'm not on all the time.
But I'll be here from time to time.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? :wank:
I've quit that for my new years resolution... one week down (started before I decided, Dec 30).
 

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caneadea said:
WELCOME home !

Put :wank: in as your avatar so you won't forget how. LOL

Why would anyone give up masturbation......................

I remember making this resolution when I was 13. I went to church a lot and thought it was wrong. I now realize that mastrubation is the greatest gift to teenage guys.
 

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Tru_Unhung said:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? :wank:
I've quit that for my new years resolution... one week down (started before I decided, Dec 30).

Hey, welcome back..
Give the resolution another week and you will find that ur penis will get smaller, it will start to smell twice as bad as it already does the colour will start to darken around the tip of ur penis untill it turns a dark green with a small hint of red and you will notice a small pain everyday which will get worse and worse and worse untill....

Only messing, good luck anyway.. lets us know how long you last..

-Shaun
 

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Tru_Unhung said:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? :wank:

It's a man on his knees polishing a small vase vigorously, and anyone who says otherwise is a purveyor of sinful naughtiness :rolleyes:
 

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Sorcerer said:
I remember making this resolution when I was 13. I went to church a lot and thought it was wrong.
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It WAS wrong. Church will make you feel guilty. Masturbation is much more satisfying. LOL.
 

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blackness_denied said:
I was going to say the energizer bunny joke. but now it'd be like...oh he just did it cause i said something. lol.


you still should've went for it ... sure it would've been funny. :wink: