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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_N Flay Table, Jul 7, 2007.
UselessJunk.com - Dead Bird In The Special K?
made me laugh
That's just cruel. Last week I found half a dead bird in a bag of mulch while working, but I imagine it'd be a lot more disturbing in a bowl of cereal.
I haven't laughed that much in a long time. That guy was fast. If it had been me I would have knocked the refridgerator over.
That means that somewhere there's another bag of mulch with half a bird in it.
I was drinking a bottle of Coke (years ago when they were still bottled in green glass) and on one pull I felt something hard in the liquid. I spit the stuff out so fast that I couldn't find whatever it was that I'd felt in my mouth.
Ever since then I've never sipped a soft drink without holding the bottle up to the light so I can make sure there's nothing in there that doesn't belong.