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Discussion in 'Penis Enlargement' started by hungmark, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. hungmark

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    Horrible. He ruined a perfectly good cock.
     
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    If I say, "Ick! That's fucking gross!" am I being insensitive?
     
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    Yes but it's ok. I think it's fucking gross too.
     
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    It might be insensitive if you were talking about his natural penis, but when it's self-inflicted grossness, I think it makes him fair game for such a comment! :biggrin1:
     
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    Apparently he has created that thing through several silicone injections and using a penis pump that would look large on a donkey.

    Can something like that ever get hard?
     
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    Yes, but it took Sigourney Weaver four movies to battle it into submission :15:
     
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    <=== falls on the floor laughing, snorts once or twice even
     
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    It does look like a piece of kebab thats been walloped with a meat tenderizer I'll grant you that.

    And lets no forget that the only things he'll be fucking now are of the "4-legged going moo" variety.
     
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    A Sexual Explicate group if I ever saw one.
     
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    Looks...mangled...
     
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    sry.. but what an idiot :rolleyes:
     
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    Now wouldnt it be weird if a little penis came out of it spat acid and snapped its little jaws LMAO :AR15firing: :shocked:
     
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    OK I snorted again... this thread is killin me
     
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    *laughs until she is broken*
     
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    it cant be real can it?
     
  17. hungmark

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    Well, there's enough pics that suggest it is. Ever since I have been a member of that club he has sent emails with links to loads of pics of his errrrr... thing.
     
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    I hope to god not... what would possess anyone to ever do that to himself? I don't care if he's gay or straight -- with a "thing" like that, he'll never be using it for sexual purposes. Damn --- if I was ever with a guy that whipped that thing out I think I'd either laugh hysterically or give him the number of a local psychologist.

    At that point it's a parody of itself, but certainly not a sex organ.
     
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    It real enough. There are a small group of guys out there driving down to TJ in Baja for silicone injections illegal in the U.S. Pumping umpteen cc's into your body where it can migrate is not something a wise man with a long term vision of life does lightly.

    I've seen one of these silicone monsters on a nude beach at Cap d' Agde France. My 9" to 9.5" flaccid flopping garden hose out on that warm day looked like a long insignificant piece of meat compared to that thing. It was much larger in circumference (about 10+") than length (about 8") with the skin and penis itself appearing as swollen and stretched as humanly possible. It got the stares throughout the entire beach, but as for sexual desirability for either female or male- apparently not. It's owner was a single the entire week he was there.
     
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    Wow, that's pretty scary. Even scarier is a look into his "inspiration" folder. (shudder)
     
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