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[rawbone8]

we need spladle around here to do all the heavy lifting
of pompous self-important attitudes

(ya know... cow & bull tipping)

I understand he's surprisingly strong. stick around chase.:wink:

 

[jeff black]

IMPOSSIBLE~!!

You can totally give someone a straight hug!! Not every hug results in naked thrusting!!:tongue:

 

[madame_zora]

You can totally give someone a straight hug!! Not every hug results in naked thrusting!!:tongue:

No, only the good ones.:biggrin1:

 

[Heather LouAnna]

Not every hug results in naked thrusting!!:tongue:

Unfortunately.

 

[GoneA]

Not every hug results in naked thrusting!!:tongue:

... one of life's shortcomings.

 

[jeff black]

No, only the good ones.:biggrin1:

Unfortunately.


... one of life's shortcomings.

HEY now!!!

I hug for keeps!! You can guaruntee that each of my hugs has a bit of thrusting involved....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Unfortunately.

One can keep on hoping tho.:biggrin1:

 

[Spoogesicle]

I'm just glad that Spladle didn't take his toys and go home after the banning. He was just doing what he does best. Banning him for being Spladle is like banning a dog for taking a dump on the front yard: that's what he's good at. If Spladle decides to become a girl again, I might entertain ideas of experimenting with heterosexuality.

 

[Heather LouAnna]

I'm just glad that Spladle didn't take his toys and go home after the banning. He was just doing what he does best. Banning him for being Spladle is like banning a dog for taking a dump on the front yard: that's what he's good at. If Spladle decides to become a girl again, I might entertain ideas of experimenting with heterosexuality.

Dogs can be trained. Ol' Chase is no different. *cracks whip*

 

[D_Herin_Ghan]

"Something useful" like relentlessly insisting that gay sex is unnatural? That was pretty fucking useful, I must say. If "contributing something useful" becomes the standard for participation at LPSG, you should get nervous really quick.

BAM! mo' fuckah..

 

[madame_zora]

BAM! mo' fuckah..

Isn't Matthew hawt when he gets aggressive?

 

[D_alex8]

Isn't Matthew hawt when he gets aggressive?

He even makes my cat orgasm spontaneously.

 

[BuddyBoy]

I sort of like "spotted dick," sadly I have never seen it on a menu in the US.

Heinz sells it canned now. You just pop open the ends, slide it out gently, catching all the drippings, and microwave it.


Edited to add picture

 

[naughty]

Ok,

I may regret asking this question but, What the heck is "spotted dick"? I knew it was some type of food, but the thought of eating something with that name totally ends the fascination.... the thought brings on gagging reflexes. Hmmmmmm now that is an interesting parallel....

Heinz sells it canned now. You just pop open the ends, slide it out gently, catching all the drippings, and microwave it.


Edited to add picture

http://www.candyshoppe.ca/shop/shopimages/heinzspotteddick.jpg

 

[Lex]

Isn't Matthew hawt when he gets aggressive?

He even makes my cat orgasm spontaneously

I'm glad I'm not the only one who creams his pants when Matthew turns into a fiery red-head (er, beard). :tongue:

 

[D_alex8]

Ok,

I may regret asking this question but, What the heck is "spotted dick"? I knew it was some type of food, but the thought of eating something with that name totally ends the fascination.... the thought brings on gagging reflexes. Hmmmmmm now that is an interesting parallel....

It's a heavy winter suet dessert, usually served with custard [picture]... and without wishing to disappoint, 'dick' is merely an old corruption of the word 'dough', while the 'spotted' element is due to the raisins/currants that are 'spotted' throughout...

Spotted Dick

285g (10oz) Self-Raising Flour
150g (5oz) Shredded Suet
150ml (¼ pint) Milk
110-160g (4-6oz) Currants or Raisins
85g (3oz) Castor Sugar
1 Lemon, zest only, finely grated
Pinch Salt


Mix all of the dry ingredients, including the grated lemon zest, together thoroughly.

Add enough milk to produce a soft dough.

Turn out onto a floured surface.

Roll out the mixture to produce a roll approximately 15cm (6 in) long and 5cm (2 in) in diameter.

Prepare either a tea towel lightly dusted with flour, or sheet of kitchen foil or a double thickness of greaseproof paper, brushed with melted butter.

Wrap loosely but securely, leaving enough space for it to rise.
Tie or seal the ends.

Place in the steamer and cover tightly.

Steam for 1½ to 2 hours.

Serve cut into thick slices with hot custard.

http://thefoody.com/pudding/spotteddick.html

 

[naughty]

Thank you Alex,

Curiousity killed this cat, and what she found buried her....Y'all can have my portion!

It's a heavy winter suet dessert, usually served with custard [picture]... and without wishing to disappoint, 'dick' is merely an old corruption of the word 'dough', while the 'spotted' element is due to the raisins/currants that are 'spotted' throughout...

Spotted Dick

285g (10oz) Self-Raising Flour
150g (5oz) Shredded Suet
150ml (¼ pint) Milk
110-160g (4-6oz) Currants or Raisins
85g (3oz) Castor Sugar
1 Lemon, zest only, finely grated
Pinch Salt


Mix all of the dry ingredients, including the grated lemon zest, together thoroughly.

Add enough milk to produce a soft dough.

Turn out onto a floured surface.

Roll out the mixture to produce a roll approximately 15cm (6 in) long and 5cm (2 in) in diameter.

Prepare either a tea towel lightly dusted with flour, or sheet of kitchen foil or a double thickness of greaseproof paper, brushed with melted butter.

Wrap loosely but securely, leaving enough space for it to rise.
Tie or seal the ends.

Place in the steamer and cover tightly.

Steam for 1½ to 2 hours.

Serve cut into thick slices with hot custard.

http://thefoody.com/pudding/spotteddick.html

 

[B_Stronzo]

alex!

I adore Spotted Dick.

Thanks for printing the rule anew.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

As alluring as the name is, I will pass on dishes made from suet or lard.:ugh2:

 

[D_alex8]

As alluring as the name is, I will pass on dishes made from suet or lard.:ugh2:

Can you not get vegetarian suet over there?

It helps me with my dick no end.