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[BuddyBoy]

On a geriatric variation of I'll-show-you-my-cock-if-you'll-show-me-yours, what's your number?

Probably similar to mine: 4.5. :biggrin1:

Canada uses metric measurments.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Probably similar to mine: 4.5. :biggrin1:

Canada uses metric measurments.

My cock is twenty inches, buddyboy (Spladle had to be topped, no pun intended). My cholesterol number is substantially bigger.

 

[BuddyBoy]

My cock is twenty inches, buddyboy (Spladle had to be topped, no pun intended). My cholesterol number is substantially bigger.

Actually 4.5 IS my cholesterol number. Canada uses metric medical measurements, and Jeff, likewise, is also from Canada. So for us, 130 means when they cremete you, you'll burn for a week.

 

[Lex]

Is that more gayspeak that I need to learn?

Only if you plan to go from say 20% to 30-40%.

(kidding)


Just OINK when I call you a pig, okay? :tongue:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Actually 4.5 IS my cholesterol number. Canada uses metric medical measurements, and Jeff, likewise, is also from Canada. So for us, 130 means when they cremete you, you'll burn for a week.

:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Only if you plan to go from say 20% to 30-40%.

(kidding)


Just OINK when I call you a pig, okay? :tongue:

Oink.

 

[Matthew]

Oooo ... I'm getting a stiffy ...

*goes to post in that other thread where you post when you get a stiffy*

 

[Lex]

Oink.

GOOD MAN.

*Sniffs off behind Matthew to the horny thread*

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

GOOD MAN.

*Sniffs off behind Matthew to the horny thread*

Oink.

 

[Lex]

Oink.

*Sniffs COLJohn*

(boy you're a fast learner)

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

*Sniffs COLJohn*

(boy you're a fast learner)

I swore off cologne to ward off any glowering, erotically menacing studs but you, Lex.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Jeez, I arrive late, walk into the room and everyone's sweaty and greasy.

 

[Lex]

Jeez, I arrive late, walk into the room and everyone's sweaty and greasy.

I love the way you're trying to sound as if this is a problem. :tongue:

 

[madame_zora]

Jeez, I arrive late, walk into the room and everyone's sweaty and greasy.

*attacks Sorcerer from "behind"*:biggrin1:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Oink.

What're you two doing... An online version of DELIVERANCE?

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

What're you two doing... An online version of DELIVERANCE?

Hmmm..guess it was a bit backwoodsy.:redface:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hmmm..guess it was a bit backwoodsy.:redface:

Yeah, and for that matter, you had everything except DUELING BANJOES