Dear General LPSG Populace,
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you for welcoming me so warmly into your small (and I use that term loosely), modest (that one, too), community. Overall, I feel quite loved and appreciated around these parts. I've even made some really cool, really genuine (near-)real-life friends whom I keep in contact with on a daily basis-- multiple times a day, usually. And they know who they are. Also, a special shout out to my chat room peeps! You all are the answer to my insomniac prayers! I appreciate your company and friendship. To all of you, thank you. This bulleting is not, however, directed towards you at all. Not from here on out, anyway.
For the most part, you all have been not only kind and receptive, but respectful, as well. No, this bulletin is directed at those wretched, lonely souls who continually pester me to post nude photos of myself. To you all, I say, "Boo. Poor form." Why must I post pictures of my penis for you to be satisfied? Last time I checked, I'm not your personal jack off material. And, fine, if you don't like that I only post face and body pics (excessive as you may feel they are), then stop stalking my personal gallery, hounding for the chance to see my bloody penis. I mean, Jeezey Creezey! I know it's beautiful as fuck, but I'd really appreciate a little more respect as far as my private space is concerned.
Now, please don't think this is directed at those of you who have merely asked once or twice and respected my wishes, or those of you who ask on occasion in a humorous fashion. I understand you're at least curious. This is a large penis support group, and I get that. I'm not a moron. It's just those who are rude or forceful about it who need a good whooping.
Thank you for staying tuned for this PSA. It's a crappy one, but I just needed to get it off of my chest. Have a wonderful day/evening, and I'll see you all real soon.
With All Due Respect,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Rocky
I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you for welcoming me so warmly into your small (and I use that term loosely), modest (that one, too), community. Overall, I feel quite loved and appreciated around these parts. I've even made some really cool, really genuine (near-)real-life friends whom I keep in contact with on a daily basis-- multiple times a day, usually. And they know who they are. Also, a special shout out to my chat room peeps! You all are the answer to my insomniac prayers! I appreciate your company and friendship. To all of you, thank you. This bulleting is not, however, directed towards you at all. Not from here on out, anyway.
For the most part, you all have been not only kind and receptive, but respectful, as well. No, this bulletin is directed at those wretched, lonely souls who continually pester me to post nude photos of myself. To you all, I say, "Boo. Poor form." Why must I post pictures of my penis for you to be satisfied? Last time I checked, I'm not your personal jack off material. And, fine, if you don't like that I only post face and body pics (excessive as you may feel they are), then stop stalking my personal gallery, hounding for the chance to see my bloody penis. I mean, Jeezey Creezey! I know it's beautiful as fuck, but I'd really appreciate a little more respect as far as my private space is concerned.
Now, please don't think this is directed at those of you who have merely asked once or twice and respected my wishes, or those of you who ask on occasion in a humorous fashion. I understand you're at least curious. This is a large penis support group, and I get that. I'm not a moron. It's just those who are rude or forceful about it who need a good whooping.
Thank you for staying tuned for this PSA. It's a crappy one, but I just needed to get it off of my chest. Have a wonderful day/evening, and I'll see you all real soon.
With All Due Respect,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Rocky
