Once More, With Feeling

B_Hickboy

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Clearly, the only option .
..*snip*...
GO FUCK YOURSELF.

To which I might add,

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I have to say that Lex's and MZ's posts in this thread have gone way beyond comedy and are bordering on a kind of profane American artform. This is some seriously entertaining stuff.

Is this all original? Not that I don't doubt that either of you could come up with this stuff, but I am just asking, is all.


*bows*

My daughter Julianna (absinthium) and I wrote both of those. Lex was made aware that the new one was in the works, so he gave me a gentle shove to post it. Sadly, the links didn't transfer in html or it would have been even funnier.

She wrote the knock-knock joke when we were both slaphappy, so I wasn't sure I'd crack up as much in the light of day, but for some reason I cackle every time I read it.

We're working on a new one too, but these take time. We just got the inspiration today, so give it a few.

Edit- these are positively available for anyone's stealing pleasure. Feel free to post any or all of them in any forum you choose.
 

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Thank you, I will. That gave me the best laugh all day.


We'll know we've arrived if these end up in Existential Flame Wars, but they were fun as hell to collaborate on together.

We should post an open ended idea and let everyone on the forum contribute. That would probably produce a winner.
 

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And if there is anyone here who thinks that they can suck my big black dick, feel free to speak now.

ONE person has been able to take it to the pubes with no gag reflex and Daddy needs service.

Be warned: If you fail, you will be forced to fuck right off and die.

Feel free to practice on Zora--we all know she is really a man (and me) anyway.

Bastards.
 

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And if there is anyone here who thinks that they can suck my big black dick, feel free to speak now.

ONE person has been able to take it to the pubes with no gag reflex and Daddy needs service.

Be warned: If you fail, you will be forced to fuck right off and die.

Feel free to practice on Zora--we all know she is really a man (and me) anyway.

Bastards.
Haha thats childsplay... I just don't want pubes in my teeth dear... ;) :p
 

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What, no one's going to comment on the knock knock joke?

Brilliant !!!! :smile:


Kind of reminds me of the Trailers Park Boys where Ricky says Knock Knock.
Someone says Whos There ?
Ricky then sticks up up both fore fingers and shouts "Fuck You !!!!!!!!"

but you really have to see it.....