Once you go black... variations on a theme

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  1. B_johnschlong

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    Well, I just came back from a year in Central Africa. And it's true for men too. Once you've been black, it's hard to go back.

    It's just a matter of buttocks, flexible hips and some natural spontaneity and shamelessness about sex. Irresistible.

    I find it very difficult to go back. White girls tend to be uptight, stressed out, boring and have no sense of what their bodies are really for.

    Ndombolo, makossa, bikutsi. Merci.
     
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    a men brother ..Is with a black girl now been with her for almost a year now
     
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    This is not a women's issue.
     
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    Taking it a little further, his opening statement in the ndombolo thread makes me wonder about his opening statement in this thread. In May of this year he had just returned from 'a very long stay in Central Africa', yet now he says he's just getting back after a year there.

    I smell a fishy...


    ...and I wonder if white women still look at him "very differently'' as they did back in May. He really should have placed this tale in Fiction.

    (thanks MB for grabbing his old post and linking it for us)

     
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    Oh, that would explain it.


    Is this the one at Basaraba Terrace, the corner of Wrystorlged Drive by the Barnacle Piers?
     
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    Maybe that's why he is always trying to put everyone else in a box. I abhor exoticism. When I was single, I didn't mind dating a non-black who thought my brown skin was pretty. In fact, if they didn't like my skin, or my kinky hair, or my other "ethnic features" I wouldn't have had time for them. But I never wasted time with guys who just wanted to fuck a black girl. And if any of them were expecting my hips to be extra-flexible, they were sorely disappointed. A year of yoga still hasn't opened me up.
     
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    I have got to disagree with you on this. I've had black once, never again will I go back.
     
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    Hooray for the math police!:biggrin1:

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    Central Africa...so have you been tested for HIV? It is pretty rampant over there!
     
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    here we go again :rolleyes:
     
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    I recall from a recent movie..

    Once you've had black...You'll need a wheelchair!
     
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    Another horny guy and his fantasy on LPSG. Psychiatrists could have a field day with all of us.
     
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    Sexin' in central africa for a whole year.......................................im going 2 keep my insensive joke 2 myself
     
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    I enjoyed on Family Guy when the kids were having ear sex and the news guy said "Once you go black, you go deaf."
     
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    My girl had two relationships with black men prior to me. Yes, she came back :) In her words, "its about the guy." Its a bonus that she never had orgasms via penetration prior to me, with anyone.

    Her friend prefers black men for sexual encounters and white men for relationships. I think her friend is just a size queen though; recently she met a white guy that has a 'tree trunk' that she seems pretty satisfied with. ;-)
     
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