Two friends agree to meet at the neighborhood coffee shop on a Sunday morning. When the get there the one guy says that he is going to go to church first and will be back in an hour. When he returns much to his friend's surprize he has two black eyes. "What happend to you, I thought you went to church", he asked? "I did" he replied. "How did you end up with two black eyes in church"? "Well we had to stand and the lady in front of me stood up and her dress was wedged up in her crack so I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me", was his answer. "That explains one black eye, but how did you get two", his friend ask? 'Well I figured if she didn't want it out, I shoved it back in".