One Day At The Patent Office

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    One Day At The Patent Office


    A young man walks into the Patent Office with a couple of his latest inventions under his arms:

    `I'd like to register my new invention - a folding bottle.'

    `Very interesting,' says the clerk. `What do you call it?'

    'A fottle,' replies the young inventor.

    `That's a pretty silly name, can't you think of something else?' asks the clerk.

    `I'll think about it. In the meantime, I've got something else here to show you: my invention for a folding carton.'
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    And what do you call that?' asks the clerk.

    `Oh, this is what I call a farton,' replies our young inventor.

    `That is much too rude, you can't possibly use that name,' says the clerk.

    `Damn, I guess you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket then.'
     
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