One for the Females

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Great Female Comebacks

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter"

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized !"

    Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
    Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and me hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
     
  2. D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah

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    Very funny, I like them :biggrin1:
     
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    These jokes were a temporary escape from the drudgery of studying. Thanks.
     
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