One Hand, Two Hands

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  1. Pecker

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    I've always been amused at those guys IRL and on the net who, when in certain nude situations, modestly cover their nether regions with a hand.

    I can't do that. Even if I used two hands I'd still be exposed.

    I wonder if it has occurred to the aforementioned 'single-handed' that they might make a 'bigger' impression on those around them if they used both hands to cover themselves instead. ^_^

    Ever noticed?
     
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    Yeah, Pecker, I've noticed and thought about that "method of covering". In the DVD, "Head On" when the cops ordered the captives to get naked the hotter of the two stripped with his back to the camera, but then turned around with his two hands (one on top of the other) covering his genitals. Although his nice tool had previously been shown in the movie after he had masturbated, this scene would have been more 'entertaining' had more than his thick, wide and black pubes been showing above and between his hands. Some dick head hanging from under his hands would have been a turn on.
     
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    Good point Pecker. It's too easy to crack jokes when they cover the whole thing with one hand!
     
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    Hmmm.... there's another method of measurement: how many hands to cover your junk? LOL

    Soft, I need both hands, but unlike Pecker, two would cover me. :(
     
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    TripodMillenium: You must have VERY large hands, pony.... :blink: :D


    I can kinda cover everything with two...... but there's always a little bit of flesh showing.....
     
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    If either of you need a third hand, I might find the time to contribute one of mine, if you ask nicely. :rolleyes:
     
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    Don't forget - 'junk' includes the jewels as well as the cock.

    We guys who have low hangers need larger-than-average hands. :p
     
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    I can cover everything with two hands if my dick is soft. If I'm hard, two hands covers about two-thirds of my shaft and that's it.
     
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    TripodMillenium: Woah... if you want hard..... then two hands can only cover basically my shaft..... no head.... and no balls
     
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    kenny: two hands does the trick, one certainly doesnt

    on another note does anyone else wank with both hands? just feels... soo... good
     
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    Always when I have a spectator, kenny. There's some something about being able to use two hands on it and I'm not shy. Generally when I'm alone, I use one hand, though -- just as long as it goes over the corona and caresses the head. I like the special attention on my dick head when it's engorged and deep red.

    Luke ;)
     
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    ;) Flaccid, I could cover it with two hands, in cold weather. (I'm around 5" long then.) I don't try to in steam baths (where I'm some 9" long) or when erect, when I'm my full 10 1/2".

    Yeah, I wank with two hands, on some occasions. I really like to draw my masturbation sessions out, so a lot of times my other hand's on my nipples or my balls or just feeling myself up.
     
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    I guess it does take many hands if you cover with your hands SIDEWAYS. But each of my hands is over 8" long, so unless you are over 17" long it wouldnt take more than 2 of my hands to cover it.
     
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    suaige: dont know about yall but my hands are 7" long. If you need four, boy you have my sympathy. even with they 13 inch cock straight up you have 15 inch long balls at 6' tall thats my knees, the only thing I've seen with balls even close to that big was an old ram. you want to talk about some big balls - he had them. :lol:
     
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    I'm curious as to what "certain nude situations" you are referring to that require covering one's goodies. Maybe it's me, but I can't think of any situation in which I would be nude, and then try to cover myself.
     
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    Your mum in law comes in while you're naked? :huh:

    Anyhows, I can do it in 2, it's damned difficult, but I'm a "stealth master" or something,
     
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    Hey, Orca, that reminds me of this porn spam I saw on usenet "Me mum undressing". Someone replied saying "Why would I want to see a mum undressing? Or any other fuggin' plant?"
     
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    Hey, Orca, that reminds me of this porn spam I saw on usenet "Me mum undressing". Someone replied saying "Why would I want to see a mum undressing? Or any other fuggin' plant?" [/b][/quote]
    That would be a dis-aster.
     
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    wvalady1968: I'm sure he rose to the occasion.
     
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    He's no shrinking violet.
     
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