Dang it. Now I gotta rank em.
1. Twix - the trifecta of chocolate, caramel and cookie. So, it's like ya getting two snacks in one. Also. Awesome commercials.
2. Kitkat - a controversial second place. I know. Respect the culture built around the proper way to eat a kitkat. Everybody knows you break off a segment and crunch down from the short end. Biting into the unbroken slab is unacceptable
3. Snickers - coasting in at three because of the Ya Not Yaself campaign, culminating in the Luiz Guzman Superbowl ad
4. Baby Ruth - Goonies.
5. Peanut M&Ms - my doggo loves them. He will eat my face if M&Ms don't place in the top 5. My doggo is lorge-o, the small mount of chocolate will not harm him. *still not a candy bar*
6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - must have the crinkle edge nibbled off and the top layer of chocolate peeled back before devouring the core. It's not a "thing" yet, I'm working on it.
7. Almond Joy - would have scored higher but I always have to sing the song first to be sure the correct candy is requested.
8. Butterfingers - pretty sure this is how Bart Simpson got jaundice.
9. Oreos - while I like Oreos more than Butterfingers, Oreos are cookies. I will give props to Oreos limited edition flavors game.