One Has To Go (candy Bars)

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One has to go and to me it’s the Oreos. Here me put I like them but the man part of the Oreo is the white center. But the cookie is a waste. But here is my list of from first to last.

Butterfingers: Amazing!
Reese’s: almost as good as Butterfingers
Snickers: also good but not the best. Amazing Snickers frozen bars.
KitKat: Best around Halloween but I’m not spending money on them.
Peanut M&Ms: They’re good but I refer peanut butter M&Ms.
Twix: Great commercials
Baby Ruth: Nothing special
Almond Joy: meh
Oreos: no thanks
 
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Dang it. Now I gotta rank em.

1. Twix - the trifecta of chocolate, caramel and cookie. So, it's like ya getting two snacks in one. Also. Awesome commercials.

2. Kitkat - a controversial second place. I know. Respect the culture built around the proper way to eat a kitkat. Everybody knows you break off a segment and crunch down from the short end. Biting into the unbroken slab is unacceptable

3. Snickers - coasting in at three because of the Ya Not Yaself campaign, culminating in the Luiz Guzman Superbowl ad

4. Baby Ruth - Goonies.

5. Peanut M&Ms - my doggo loves them. He will eat my face if M&Ms don't place in the top 5. My doggo is lorge-o, the small mount of chocolate will not harm him. *still not a candy bar*

6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - must have the crinkle edge nibbled off and the top layer of chocolate peeled back before devouring the core. It's not a "thing" yet, I'm working on it.

7. Almond Joy - would have scored higher but I always have to sing the song first to be sure the correct candy is requested.

8. Butterfingers - pretty sure this is how Bart Simpson got jaundice.

9. Oreos - while I like Oreos more than Butterfingers, Oreos are cookies. I will give props to Oreos limited edition flavors game.
 
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Dang it. Now I gotta rank em.

1. Twix - the trifecta of chocolate, caramel and cookie. So, it's like ya getting two snacks in one. Also. Awesome commercials.

2. Kitkat - a controversial second place. I know. Respect the culture built around the proper way to eat a kitkat. Everybody knows you break off a segment and crunch down from the short end. Biting into the unbroken slab is unacceptable

3. Snickers - coasting in at three because of the Ya Not Yaself campaign, culminating in the Luiz Guzman Superbowl ad

4. Baby Ruth - Goonies.

5. Peanut M&Ms - my doggo loves them. He will eat my face if M&Ms don't place in the top 5. My doggo is lorge-o, the small mount of chocolate will not harm him. *still not a candy bar*

6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - must have the crinkle edge nibbled off and the top layer of chocolate peeled back before devouring the core. It's not a "thing" yet, I'm working on it.

7. Almond Joy - would have scored higher but I always have to sing the song first to be sure the correct candy is requested.

8. Butterfingers - pretty sure this is how Bart Simpson got jaundice.

9. Oreos - while I like Oreos more than Butterfingers, Oreos are cookies. I will give props to Oreos limited edition flavors game.
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Dang it. Now I gotta rank em.

1. Twix - the trifecta of chocolate, caramel and cookie. So, it's like ya getting two snacks in one. Also. Awesome commercials.

2. Kitkat - a controversial second place. I know. Respect the culture built around the proper way to eat a kitkat. Everybody knows you break off a segment and crunch down from the short end. Biting into the unbroken slab is unacceptable

3. Snickers - coasting in at three because of the Ya Not Yaself campaign, culminating in the Luiz Guzman Superbowl ad

4. Baby Ruth - Goonies.

5. Peanut M&Ms - my doggo loves them. He will eat my face if M&Ms don't place in the top 5. My doggo is lorge-o, the small mount of chocolate will not harm him. *still not a candy bar*

6. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups - must have the crinkle edge nibbled off and the top layer of chocolate peeled back before devouring the core. It's not a "thing" yet, I'm working on it.

7. Almond Joy - would have scored higher but I always have to sing the song first to be sure the correct candy is requested.

8. Butterfingers - pretty sure this is how Bart Simpson got jaundice.

9. Oreos - while I like Oreos more than Butterfingers, Oreos are cookies. I will give props to Oreos limited edition flavors game.
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For me it’s the Snickers that’s gotta go. Never had a Baby Ruth or Oreo bar. Of these I would rank them
1 Almond Joy, because I’m a weirdo
2 Reese’s but only if they’ve been refrigerated and are cold, otherwise I find them too cloying
3 Butterfinger
4 KitKat
5 Twix
6 Peanut M&Ms
7 Baby Ruth, Oreos and Snickers in a 3-way tie for last.

Of course the bottom of the barrel candy would probably be these, although I must admit I kind of like them—that whole weirdo thing again
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