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My wife Rilla was allowed one last visit before I started my sentence.
"I've baked you a cake," she winked and lowered her voice, "I've hidden something inside it that might help you in prison."
"What is it?" I whispered, "A file?"
"No silly. A tub of Vaseline."
"I've baked you a cake," she winked and lowered her voice, "I've hidden something inside it that might help you in prison."
"What is it?" I whispered, "A file?"
"No silly. A tub of Vaseline."