It was a lazy Saturday afternoon. Eddie and I had celebrated pretty hard Friday night following a big win, and spent most of the day laying around in our boxers, recovering. Sometime late in the day, we finally got motivated to peel ourselves off the couch and shower in anticipation of another night of partying. Unfortunately, the act of showering (and getting the mail) used up all of our energy, and we wound up back in front of the TV once again. Eddie opened a "care package" from his dad, and as always, there was an assortment of porn DVDs included with the food and some new socks from his mom. He flipped through them, and stopped at one, a smile growing across his face. "Dude, just what the doctor ordered...Best of Ron Jeremy!" The Hedgehog was a huge favorite of ours, and we always cracked up at his antics during his scenes, whether it be cheesy one-liners or making goofy faces or the sheer fact that a guy like that had the opportunity to bang these (usually) hot women. I really had no desire to jackoff and wasn't even sure if I had the strength to get my dick hard, but Eddie threw in the DVD, took off his towel revealing that glorious cock, and settled into his usual spot on the recliner. Seeing that beast inspired me as always, and I followed suit, stripping naked. As the DVD started to play, I packed a bowl, took a huge hit, and passed it over to my buddy. We passed it back and forth during the first scene, laughing as we watched Ron in a classic scene with my favorite all-time starlet, Christy Canyon. It was always great when he got the chance to experience some big natural boobs, and Christy's definitely fit that category. Now that I was good and stoned, I sat back and relaxed as the second scene began. It was Ron sitting outside watching through a pair of bionaculars as his "wife" went at it with another chick. He had typical Ron lines like "Look at her GO!" and "Whoa man, that's a huge dildo!" He even took out a camera, pointed it at his schlong, and said "Why not? I take pictures of birds!" And then, suddenly, Ron did something that I never thought was possible, something that would once again change my sex life forever. Ron, sitting in this weird hanging chair, kinda scrunched down, looked down at his semi-hard cock and said, "I wonder..." With that, he somehow compressed his bulky upper body, bent his head towards his lap, stuck out his tongue, and licked the head of his own cock!!! "Hmmm, not bad..." he marveled, before doing it again. I was absolutely floored. It had to be some kind of illusion, right? I mean, there's no way that a guy could lick his own dick, right? It had been joked about in Clerks, but dismissed as being totally impossible. I continued to watch, in awe, as Ron took his penis, which wasn't even totally hard, and wrapped his lips around it, essentially giving himself head. Ath this point, I looked over at Eddie, fully expecting him to be as stunned as I was about what we were witnessing. However, that wasn't the case. He had sort of a bemused smile on his face, and when he turned to look at me, I began to wonder. Could he?