One Night In Paris!! The Film...

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by D_Sir Dancealot, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. D_Sir Dancealot

    D_Sir Dancealot New Member

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    Have you seen this film? The uncut or edited version? I,ve seen both, because ummmm you have to and what a load of rubbish! Paris Hilton looked really bored all the way through the film. Great sexy body, but crap at making porn movies. Would I....... Yep!!!!


    What do you think? :cool:
     
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    :frown1: I would have sex with her. But if she is bored with a big cock, I would be screwed.
     
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    Can't say I would say no. But honestly, Paris Hilton just doesnt do it for me. Combination of looks and attitude just ruin it for me when it comes to her
     
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    i would fuck her.

    step 1: i would start by making her gag on my cock 30times in-a-row then flip her over, grab hold of her little boney shoulders and in one swift movement slam all of my cock in her. hopefully ,over the course of the hour long fucking, a few of her bones will break , then i will drop my massive load in her eyes. as her lifeless body rests on my floor i will use her credit cards and buy myself a large amont of material objects off the internet.

    step 2: repeat as many times as needed
     
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    Yikes...why don't you guys just buy a
    Fleshlight??? :eek:
     
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    :hitit:

    Not as violently as 'horribleperson' though. Giving her the 'Dirty Sanchez' might be an option...
     
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    the only person she feels is good enough to have sex with her is the one in the mirror.
     
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    I love her voice. Even with all that money, her look is smoke and mirrors and she's skanky as hell. I'd rather have the Fleshlight.
     
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    I've tried finding the video in NUMEROUS web sites but can't find anything. Can I count on someone to find it for me?
     
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    Sorcerer I agree.. there were times, when the way she spoke actually awoke the sleeping giant in my pants. Even though, it should have been awake the entire time:biggrin1:
     
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    Paris Hilton is the only Paris I despise more than Paris, France, on a hot smell summer day.

    Paris Hilton... YAWN.
     
  12. D_Sir Dancealot

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    Come on, she's not that bad!
     
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    horrible person, you are a nice guy after all. I would have finished off by pissing in her hole, to make it stink worse than it already does
     
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    This is still a free country, so you still have the right to your opinion, as I too still have the right to my opinion.
     
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    I also agree with you. She doesn't do it at all for me. She is overrated and her behaviour is cheap. Paris's only redeeming quality is her money.

    Hot avatar, Sorcerer- no smoke and screens there.
     
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    Everyone (in this thread) seemed to be pre-occupied with Paris. She's not the only person in the film! That guy she was "having fun" with deserves some credits, especially with that marvelous dick, too!
     
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    In fact, that's why I finished watching the entire movie! :biggrin1:
     
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    I'm sure you already know that money is one of the fastest ways to spread bacteria, viruses and disease through a society.
     
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    It was horrible, horrible, hell the tommy lee pam anderson one was better and I really got bored of that one to, christ at least the one from wwf star Chyna you knew you were getting freaks, lol
     
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    A donkey punch might suit better for her. But does it work with brainless persons?
     
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