one night stand last night

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  1. B_hung1988

    B_hung1988 New Member

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    met a girl last night and went back to her place, she told me to wear a condom but I said I didn't need one because I had a vasectomy 2 years ago but I lied and shot a big load of sperm inside of her. I hope I got her pregnant but the best part about it is she has no idea who I am (name, where I live).

    This is the 2nd time I have done this, last year while in Seattle I did the same thing the funny thing is 3 weeks ago I had to be in Seattle for work and I found the girl and she had a little child with her. I want to spread my seed all around the USA (trying to father 50 kids). I now have 2 and hope last night will lead to 3.
     
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    Dude you are fucked up.

    How the fuck could you have such little respect for the girls?
    You'll get what you deserve you piece of shit.
     
  3. MickeyLee

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    silly boy, inflatable women can't get pregnant. they can harbor diseases or small rodents. always look before you seed.

    ML
     
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    I'm calling bullshit.
     
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    That is such a wrong idea man! Quite an asshole. Byby
     
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    Baby mommas unite! Lol....good grief!!!!!
     
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    You are seriously sick and despicable!

    A case of an STD is what you deserve.
     
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  9. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Don't say that either, you don't wish such thing too anyone. Even a person with ideas like his.
     
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    If this is true you are a total shit - don't you think there are enough kids without fathers in the world already?
     
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    Sounds like a forum troll to me...
     
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    I'm with you...
     
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    And then your alarm clock woke you up!
     
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    wrong. wrong wrong wrong. i hope the damn thing falls off. you wouldn't know what it is like to live without a father.
     
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    bullshit. i think it's actually a story from one of these "bareback blog" websites....
    i dunno about the straight community, but in the gay community they've been quite scandalous....
    it slightly reminds me of FUNKY SPUNK :: Black Heart Magazine
     
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    I hope the seed you planted in me last night doesn't grow into a baby. At least if it does, I hope it's a girl because you sucked in bed. That scream? That was your hand resting on my hair. The self satisfied look you had on your face made me ask you if you were constipated. You didn't know what that meant though. Anyone have a turkey baster or sell the morning after pill at a discount?
     
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    OMG.
    Is the turkey baster for use as an enema? better get the one for the 20+ pounders then....
     
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    you must enjoy it when it burns when you pee.
     
  19. tekn0assassin

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    different folks, different strokes, apparently.......
     
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    That's a lovely make believe story. Have you considered writing for Newsweek for Trolls?? I hear they are hiring.
     
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