One Penis, two urine streams

[JohnDoeXXXm]

i noticed this happening to me while I was at a ski lodge, bounding about in ski boots and fumbling thru multiple layers of winter clothing... talk about an inconvenient time to have piss issues!

I talked to my doc about the 'viper piss' (split stream) and he referred me to a urologist at my clinic. They gave me a slight meatotomy, and now I piss further down on my dick... closer to the helmet ridge. Under anesthesia, they gave me a slice and stitches, and sent me home with a meatal dilator (kind of like a sandwich pick from a Cubhouse sandwich at a restaurant, except this one is smooth hard plastic and sterile.

I had to "sound" my cock a few times after the initial healing to make sure that the opening healed correctly. The first time I did that (right at the end of 2 weeks) I came REALLY REALLY hard and it felt quite incredible...

However I think I wish I would have liked a second opinion and just received the dialator and tried to just open up my pipes on my own. My scar his healed fully but lots of guys ask me if I had a PA that pulled out- and I usually just say "yep" rather than explaining it.

Actually I'm thinking about a PA to change the attention to some metal instead...

 

[Pecker Check]

And yet not one macho man in this thread has bothered to point out that, when something as natural as this works against us, it wouldn't hurt from time to time (when it's convenient and ain't nobody gunna know) to sit down rather than spray the neighborhood. Urinals are usually "another thing." (Usually doesn't matter if there are a few maverick streams going on.) But why do most guys insist that their self concept is tied up in standing up to aim that un-aim-able object 100% of the time? (Some left-over of high-school pee-er pressure?)

 

[dreamer20]

And yet not one macho man in this thread has bothered to point out that, when something as natural as this works against us, it wouldn't hurt ...to sit down rather than spray the neighborhood.

Duh. Problem solved.:biggrin1:

 

[herkimer snow]

I've often wondered why modern home bathrooms don't provide urinals for men. It only make sense to provide what public bathrooms have, especially since many families include several males. With side shields--and if a guy stands up close to his business--it would eliminate piss on the toilet seat and the occasional spray onto the floor or wall. As it is I often sit to pee. Don't have to "put down the toilet seat" for my wife's benefit, and it all goes in the toilet, not elsewhere.

 

[eurotop40]

I've often wondered why modern home bathrooms don't provide urinals for men. It only make sense to provide what public bathrooms have, especially since many families include several males. With side shields--and if a guy stands up close to his business--it would eliminate piss on the toilet seat and the occasional spray onto the floor or wall. As it is I often sit to pee. Don't have to "put down the toilet seat" for my wife's benefit, and it all goes in the toilet, not elsewhere.

Not totally true: bathroom industry is trying to market urinals for home use.

 

[borntobeking]

eurotop40, that is absolutely perfect. No joke, my wife and I always say that when we get a home built it should include a urinal for me.

As for the topic, I tend to do something similar to what Pecker Check said. Although I can't bring myself to sitting down to pee. If this happens I do kneel in front of the bowl so that my penis is inside the rim and can spray freely without making a mess.