Two orders? They must have been exceptional onion rings! If they were, where did you get them?
I get them from a local establishment. There is a waiter there who lets me know when the right man is in the kitchen. Some of the cooks use too much oil or screw up the batter, you need the perfect combination.
I'd tell you more; but, then the Fetzer wouldn't bring me any more cheesecake. Never you mind who Fetzer is, just know he has found a way to smuggle me a cheesecake every so often.
(I'm suddenly obsessed with food)
(Suddenly? Oh please, when were you not?)
(I am also apparently having conversations with myself)