Online Dating Phallic Language

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Does anybody know what some of these women are trying to say in their encrypted messages for penis size? This is what I’ve encountered and I’m not saying ALL the profiles have phallic symbols just some of them are perplexing and I would like to understand what they are saying. I.e

Pictures of snakes(length?), large beer mugs(girth?), fish hanging from fishing pole(large size ), pictures of horses(large size), American flag(eagle beak shaped liked penis), guitars, sky scrapers ect

These are the major pictures I see over and over I’m like “ do all these women have access to horses or what”? lol .

Oh and numeric phallic symbols such as 3(short penis), 7(long penis) 6 or 9 ect..

The question mark is also a phallic symbol ? Also the parenthesis ) ) )

Am I looking into this too deep or are these women trying to say something ? What is the interpretation ; are these not phallic symbols; The profiles have these pictures constantly.
 
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Erm. Some people like reptiles, horses, fishing, music, and are patriotic. I've never heard of ? or () being phallic. Eggplant emoji, sure. 8====D being phallic, of course. Unless explicitly stated or a common use representation of a dick? You're reading overly much into things, more than likely.
 

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I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. Like @Fade said - the eggplant emoji is the only phallic “code” I’m familiar with. Question marks and parentheses, snakes and eagle beaks? Numbers? Women are not like the Illuminati. There’s no code you have to crack.
 
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I once innocently tried to use the phrase 'Tom, Dick and Harry' on a dating profile, and it triggered some kind of bad language warning and the Dick got asterisked out. It was innocent I assure you, I think I was trying to say 'if we don't have anything in common, please don't bother' or that kind of thing. So I can see how women might struggle to find a way to be assertive and upfront about putting penis preferences on their dating profiles if they choose to. If you ever manage to crack the code, promise to post it on LPSG. :joy:
 
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Speaking of reptiles, the lizard I want to get (once we have the appropriate amount of space to give it a happy home) grows up to nearly 5' long, nose to end of tail. I was looking at Hognose snakes yesterday too. Never got into horseback riding or fishing, but I've nearly a decade of piano lessons in my past. I do like a beer, now and then. Wine, too. I drink extremely rarely, but I do enjoy alcohol containing beverages every once in a while.
 

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I once innocently tried to use the phrase 'Tom, Dick and Harry' on a dating profile, and it triggered some kind of bad language warning and the Dick got asterisked out. It was innocent I assure you, I think I was trying to say 'if we don't have anything in common, please don't bother' or that kind of thing. So I can see how women might struggle to find a way to be assertive and upfront about putting penis preferences on their dating profiles if they choose to. If you ever manage to crack the code, promise to post it on LPSG. :joy:
Couldn’t you say, “I’m looking for a man with really big feet” *wink, wink* or a “man who can really pitch a tent - horizontally”.

I mean, I wouldn’t trust a guy to crack some weird beak/snake/?/)( code. I’m a woman and I can’t crack it.
 

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I once innocently tried to use the phrase 'Tom, Dick and Harry' on a dating profile, and it triggered some kind of bad language warning and the Dick got asterisked out. It was innocent I assure you, I think I was trying to say 'if we don't have anything in common, please don't bother' or that kind of thing. So I can see how women might struggle to find a way to be assertive and upfront about putting penis preferences on their dating profiles if they choose to. If you ever manage to crack the code, promise to post it on LPSG. :joy:


Yeah maybe I’m looking into it too deep *shrugs*

But yea,
I’ll search online for more material and post it here if I find something.

I was like “ hey, these women have the same photos over and over lol”.

I did get only a few direct preferences and she said no large ones and another one said “giants” and beards are a bonus.
 
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Yeah maybe I’m looking into too deep *shrugs*

But yea,
I’ll search online for more material and post it here if I find something.

I was like “ hey, these women have the same photos over and over lol”.

I did get only a few direct preferences and she said no large ones and another one said “giants” and beards are a bonus.

The women that have the same photos over and over might be bots...

As for "giants" that could refer purely to height.
 

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you could simply just ask them ladies what they mean... it's easier than trying to figure it out. there's no shame is asking when you simply do not know. y make an ass of yourself when you can just confidently ask and be humble about it.

many times in my past, women would look at me and say "you really don't know what that means?" or "are you kidding? you don't know?" and i would always reply "if i knew, i wouldn't be asking, so please tell me" in a very sincere and firm tone of voice. it always gets a surprised reaction as most guys try to bull-shit their way through it than just professing "i don't know" and then asking for the answer... it's always worked for me and the ladies have always answered thereafter.
 

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None of those pics are phallic symbols. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, as Freud said.

Women like horses, women like reptiles, and women support sports teams. They are demonstrating their interests in their pictures, nothing else.
 

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None of those pics are phallic symbols. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, as Freud said.

Women like horses, women like reptiles, and women support sports teams. They are demonstrating their interests in their pictures, nothing else.


Was a toss up if they were or not, I’ll take your word for it.

Thank you
 
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I once innocently tried to use the phrase 'Tom, Dick and Harry' on a dating profile, and it triggered some kind of bad language warning and the Dick got asterisked out. It was innocent I assure you, I think I was trying to say 'if we don't have anything in common, please don't bother' or that kind of thing.

I must say that I enjoyed this post tremendously :joy:!