no one from california calls it "cali." only people who
aren't from california call it that, and yes, it's insulting.
southern california thinks it's better than northern california and northern california thinks it's better than southern california.
(It's on account of all the high brow culture. Remember the name Barbary Coast? They get drunk and carry on just like we Southern Californians do, so what's the bazunder?)
in-n-out burgers are hands down the absolute best burger anyone will ever eat.
AMEN!
everything is "green," "eco-friendly," "organic," "made from natural/recylced products," "sugar free," "no-carb," "free range," and "compostable."
it's not unusual for your waiters, baristas, and even your child's teachers to have tattoos, facial piercings, and pink hair.
(You forgot: have been in a Verizon commercial or two.)
snowboarding and surfing are possible in the same day.
(So is Armani Exchange and Wal-Mart.)
the first sight of rain fall causes 3 hour traffic jams on all freeways in every direction.
(...and most of them still cannot drive in inclement weather!)
you have seen several celebrities in person (and without make up).
(Many of whom ask if you have a cigarette or can they have a glass of your wine?)
you have seen commercials, movies, or tv shows being filmed.
you or someone you know has been to a same sex wedding or baby shower with a sperm/egg donor.
