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That sounds painful! What do you think should be done about it?! If you ask me, it sounds as though it needs to be drained. But now the question is, how? Hmm? I’ll see if I can come up with something, but also let me know if you do.

On an entirely different topic, my seasonal allergies have arrived. I get this really aggravating itch at the back of my throat, and if that ain’t bad enough, and not to be gross, but for whatever reason, the itching causes me to over-produce this thick mucous (sorry). I can see if the mucous were to soothe the itching, but it doesn’t! It just builds-up and sits. It won’t even go down (sorry, again), and next to impossible to get up (okay, I’m done now).

Yesterday, I was trying to cough it up (okay, I’m really done this time), and I coughed so hard, I thought I cracked a rib. Only I didn’t (thank God), but it sure felt as though I did.

Nothing I do relieves the itching, and I hate taking over-the-counter allergy medicine because it make me feel spacey, even the non-sleepy formulas do. I feel stupid sharing this part, but, I’ve been trying to scratch the itch with my fingers, and at the same time, try and rid myself of some of that mucous. But, unfortunately it all sits too far back and my fingers aren’t quite long enough to reach it. The parts I am able to reach though, feel oh so good when I rub ‘em. And the funny thing though is that the mucus, acted sort of like a lubricant and made it real slickery for my finger to move around. If only at least one of my fingers were a little longer. Argh! I’m getting so desperate, I’m willing to try just about anything; but what?!

Well, we’re a fine pair, huh? Two dudes, with two problems, and neither one of us has a solution to either. Think, sukboi. Think! Hmmm. Oh well. Listen, if you come up with anything, you let me know; and if I do, I’ll let you know.

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