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TragicWhiteKnight: [WARNING: This poll assumes you are a single man. Play along.]
After years of searching, trapped deep under piles of rubble, you've finally found this rare artifact forgotten by mankind for years: a can of New Coke. Opening it, with a fizz, out pops a typical genie, validating the thread title.
"You dare open a can of New Coke? You must be very brave - I'll give you one wish"
"Don't I get three wishes?" you complain.
"I save that for people who try New Vanilla Coke. And the only can of that's been buried under 500 feet of toxic waste. Now, I'm a sex genie, like the one in the 'Fictious Stories' thread. I also have the voice of Robin Williams. Now, choose from one of the four wishes below. And if you crack wise about wanting to wish for more wishes, I'll do you damage...
1) The ability to attract whoever you want, pheremonally
2) The ability to change the size of your penis at will [tiny at work; insanely huge in the urinals, and so on]
3) The ability to give your partners the greatest sexual experience of their lives (through the power of recognising their most carnal needs.
4) The ability to orgasm with an intensity 25x greater than you are currently capable of...
So, what'll it be? And why?"
After years of searching, trapped deep under piles of rubble, you've finally found this rare artifact forgotten by mankind for years: a can of New Coke. Opening it, with a fizz, out pops a typical genie, validating the thread title.
"You dare open a can of New Coke? You must be very brave - I'll give you one wish"
"Don't I get three wishes?" you complain.
"I save that for people who try New Vanilla Coke. And the only can of that's been buried under 500 feet of toxic waste. Now, I'm a sex genie, like the one in the 'Fictious Stories' thread. I also have the voice of Robin Williams. Now, choose from one of the four wishes below. And if you crack wise about wanting to wish for more wishes, I'll do you damage...
1) The ability to attract whoever you want, pheremonally
2) The ability to change the size of your penis at will [tiny at work; insanely huge in the urinals, and so on]
3) The ability to give your partners the greatest sexual experience of their lives (through the power of recognising their most carnal needs.
4) The ability to orgasm with an intensity 25x greater than you are currently capable of...
So, what'll it be? And why?"