Oooo... I popped out !

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by HotBodUK, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. HotBodUK

    HotBodUK New Member

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    Actually, I just popped in to say "Hi" :smile:

    Yes, I too saw the UK's Channel 4 documentary called The World's Biggest Penis. :banana: It's nice to know that as an eight incher I can now find support from those similarly endowed.


    As they say... thanks for your support, I shall wear it at all times! (boom boom) :biggrin1:


    All we need now is a support group for women who adore 'larger' men... weekly meetings to be held chez moi! :slomo:

    (Hey, who's been playing with my text size. Somebody definitely made me - I mean it - get bigger! )
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    It was nothing, really.
     
  3. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    :slomo:

    Actually you're here already.
     
  4. HotBodUK

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    Thanks guys... nice to know you care (he cuddles himself)... :wank:
     
  5. HotBodUK

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    Hey... what do you know... I came back here and found that the text in my original message had got BIGGER! :yikes:

    Now, where have I heard that before? :friday:


    :swordfight::swordfight:
    :laola: :haha:
    :Thinkingof_::Thinkingof_:

    I LOVE these smiley things!
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  6. Pecker

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    Well, we know how to amuse HotBodUK.
     
  7. HotBodUK

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    Yes I'm easily amused, amazed and amalgamated ... who wants to amalgamate with me? :biggrin1:

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  8. headbang8

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    You sound pretty cool, Hotbod. Stick around.
     
  9. HotBodUK

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    Thanks headbanger... its nice to be appreciated... even if I am a bit mad!

    :why:

    Actually this is just an excuse to play with the fun smilies.... :pat:

    ... and taunt the sysops guy by putting up naughty avatars! (lol) :post:

    I'm sure he's got a sense of humour (I hope) :jumping38:
     
  10. headbang8

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    Cool quotient reduced by 10%. Smileys help those who are not MAN enough to use WORDS!
     
  11. HotBodUK

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    Aww... don't be like that bangy boy. Smilies enhance cool words, as wine enhances a good meal. Let your inner child come out to play! :wall:

    You'll be dead soon enough. :rocketwhore: Don't let it happen before you kick the bucket! :tongue:
     
  12. headbang8

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    "Bangy Boy" I like that. Bodster. You can stay.
     
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    Amalgamate is a fun word. And I like the Wizard smiley a lot.

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  14. HotBodUK

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    Hey headbang and spadle...
    we should form a company...
    "HotBod, Heabang and Spadle"...
    sounds like a strange legal practice.
    Or maybe an illegal practice! (lol) :Eyecrazy:

    :dance: :scared::dance:
     
  15. HotBodUK

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    Just adding a post here to push this thread to the top of the pile! :biggrin1:

    If you don't like that....

    :bryce:
     
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    Well hi (or should I say 'high') there and welcome. You sound crazy enough to fit in well. I hope you can get Spladle to amalgamate; some man sure needs to. Poor boy needs some support, you seem equiped.
     
  17. Bananaman

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    Top of the pile is good! I should get you together with my wife - she's a smiley freak too...

    Anyway, welcome! You'll have fun here!

    B-man
     
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    It was a cold dark night. Somewhere in the distance an owl hooted (it was owl comedy night at the local pub).

    Outside an austere, red brick building, a dark figure considered the polished brass plaque beside the imposing, black panelled front door.

    "Hotbod, Headbang and Spadle
    Illegal Practitioners."

    The figure nodded slowly, then leaning forward he lifted the brim of his fedora to read the small inscription below the name:

    "The League of Extraordinarily Hung Gentlemen."

    ....

    Hiya Hotbod, Welcome to the gang, from another Channel 4 recruit.
     
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    Welcome and enjoy the group!
     
  20. HotBodUK

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    My god, B-man... I'm not going to sleep for a week now, thinking about 'getting together with' your wife! Does she like to be on top, underneath, doggy, 69... tell me, tell me, tell me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yea, yea, yea) :biggrin1:

    Is she on here? Does she want to send me some nude photos? Can I have her phone number? :popworm:

    :biggrin1:
     
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