Oops. Didn't Mean To Hit That!

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When jacking, I have always been careful so my cum does shoot on anything important. It's only in the past 6 months have I relaxed enough not to freak out if it hits my pillow.

Does anyone have any stories about your cum landing somewhere unplanned?
 

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I hit my pillow, headboard, wall, face, etc on a regular basis. Just enjoy it. It just wipes up or you can change your pillowcase. No big deal.
The funniest story was a couple of years ago. I was on vacation over thanksgiving in NYC. My mother who lives in California was on the east coast visiting family and I was going to meet them all for a couple of days in Connecticut. I had to catch an early train, so I woke up, jacked off, then went to the train. I had hit myself in the face and thought I had gotten everything off my glasses. I had missed a little blob that had dried on the top of the frame of my glasses. When I saw my mom, she said, “there’s something on your glasses”. I took them off and looked and promptly went to wash them. I probably turned red from embarrassment! LOL
 

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Like many times I am looking at LPSG and someone’s video or pics get me really worked up. Recently I was laying on the bed in the middle of the afternoon and I was horny. I came across some hot pics of a member here who got me really worked up and on top of being damn horny to begin with this members pics made my heart race and my breathing deep and hard and my cock was throbbing. When I came it shot so hard I hit my self in the eye, nose and mouth. I shot like a blasting off. Just than to door rang and it was it was UPS! I grabbed the nearest thing and wiped my face off. In a hurry to sign for a package I had been waiting for two things didn’t cross my mind. I didn’t pay attention that my cock was still hard and I missed a glob of cum in my hair. Because after I got my package I went to the bathroom to wash my face and saw the cum sitting in my hair. I am sure that drive was probably grossed out and had a funny or gross story to tell his co workers.
 

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The most difficult time for cleanup was when I was away from home and a toilet cubicle was the only place that had any privacy. If I hadn't been extremely horny I would have just waited so when I jacked off in there, hoping the cum would drop into the bowl, it over shot and hit the cistern, the wall, the floor etc.

As for in bed, I used to be more concerned when I was at home living with my parents but now I don't worry. I lie on my back so usually it just goes on my chest/belly but does occasionally go over my shoulder. If it gets the pillow I just turn the pillow over - it will come out of the pillow case when it is next washed. The headboard can be wiped so no big deal there. There's definitely a sense of freedom to just cumming and not worrying about aiming into something.
 

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I often surf porn and one night watching vids and stroking I blew a load and over shot the Kleenex onto a fabric covered stool. The next morning the wife was there scrubbing my cum stain out of the stool! I'm sure she knew what it was and never said a word!
 

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I cum big thick sloppy loads with quite a force behind it when it pump out, sure it gets everywhere especially when a partner is in control of my dick. If I'm going to be jerking alone however I just lay a towel over my guts in preparation, I make a lot of precum too so the towel soaks that up while I'm jerking then when I'm about ready to bust my load I'll make sure I pump out into the towel.
 
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I cum big thick sloppy loads with quite a force behind it when it pump out, sure it gets everywhere especially when a partner is in control of my dick. If I'm going to be jerking alone however I just lay a towel over my guts in preparation, I make a lot of precum too so the towel soaks that up while I'm jerking then when I'm about ready to bust my load I'll make sure I pump out into the towel.
it must really soak your underwear :)
 

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Once I went to a camp for 7 days where there were no privacy or time to do anything sexual. when I came back home I jerked and huge load came covered my T-shirt and bed. I ran to the bathroom to clean the mess. Unfortunately my father caught me, he smiled and I acted like nothing wrong happened but deeply I was so embarrassed
 

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it must really soak your underwear :)
It does get everywhere man, getting turned on while still wearing clothes is a real issue if I start to precum. I've got pretty good control but sometimes I've been caught out especially when I was younger, my actual loads themselves are pretty huge too.
 

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If I have toilet paper nearby, I usually catch my spooge with it for easy clean-up and disposal.

I remember a few years ago, with me coming out of a no-fap month. I shot through the toilet paper and into my keyboard, ruining two keys in the process.
 
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Usually the farthest I will ever hit is my face or my pillow .. but a while ago, I don't know what happened .. guess I was just extra horny. I came so hard that I shot over my face, over my headboard .. and it landed on the wall above. I live in a fairly new condo and the builders just used primer instead of paint on the walls. So when I tried to clean it, it left a mark. It's still there. I told everyone, even sent a few pics to friends, just like CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?? kinda pics. LOL
 

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The time that I masturbated just inside East Germany, I aimed upward and came on its national emblem on the border post.

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The worst I’ve ever hit was my laptop keyboard. I thought I wiped it all but a couple days later some of the key crunched when I hit them.

I would recommend that you cover your keyboard especially if your a shooter. Lol
I've hit my keys too and the keyboard needed to be replaced a week later, lol