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    A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
    "Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"
    "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
    "Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."
     
  2. Pecker

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    Got tape?
     
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    That was a real cut-up. :biggrin:
     
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    Or even glue paste?
     
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    How about a good resume, but might have to change his reference.
     
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