Hate to say it, but this is stupid.
If it's your's you can measure it, and consult the ever-so-confusing statistics.
Why do you need our opinion on something we can only see..what, - 2/3rds of.?
Is this
a) male insecurity gone mad?
Or
b) a deeply ironical and suble statement to the world?
(I tend to go for "a")