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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Hickboy, May 16, 2006.

  1. B_Hickboy

    B_Hickboy New Member

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    Would I make a good monk?
     
  2. Lex

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    Nah--a cock like that needs to be shared with the world, not stuck in some monestary for an eternity.
     
  3. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Don't know enough about you. But why not?

    However, this would probably not be your mantra:
    Having a big cock is nice.
    Using a big cock is better.
    Knowing how to use a big cock and using it often is best of all.:biggrin1:

    Seriously thinking about it? What kind of monk?
     
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    Why not, indeed?

    Right. I've changed it. Thank you.



    Benedictine.
     
  5. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Ooh, what power I have this morning.:cool: I'm gonna PM you about this in a day or two. Very interesting.
     
  6. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Got me stumped.
    What does Lectio et ordo mean in English?
     
  7. Gisella

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    U HickBADBoy ? Nah !!!!

    No way Jose!!!!

    C'mon here now...i know what u need...a good spanking !!!


    :spankme:
     
  8. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    With those eyes? Nope.
     
  9. Pecker

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    Hickboy, you might have a one in twelve chance:

    Twelve monks were about to be ordained.

    The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude,
    in a garden while a sexy and beautiful big breasted nude model danced
    before them.

    Each monk had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that
    anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
    ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first monk candidate, with no
    reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all
    the monks until she got to the final monk.

    As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
    fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and
    bent over to pick up the bell.

    And then, all the other bells started to ring ...
     
  10. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Pecker, I guess it depends on which chimes he wants to ring. :biggrin1:
     
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    Have you spent time in a monastery?
     
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    If not a monk, would you settle for a monkey?
     
  13. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    Yoooouuu ... yooooouuuu.... CYNIC, Matt.

    But if he passes through these tribulations, he's home.
     
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    The only sad thing about being a monk is that the access to internet porn has been taken away. But if you don't mind communal living in secluded areas with other men, it should be easy as pie for you to be a good monk.

    lol dreamer20
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    One question....

    Will your wife get conjugal visits?
     
  16. B_Hickboy

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    No.
     
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    *starts packing*
     
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    You should go spend a weekend at Mepkin Abbey in Monks Corner.
     
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    Actually, HB, you would be an asset at a monestary. Too many dour faces there in need of your non sequiturs.
     
  20. B_Think_Kink

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    Misunderstanding question.... HB why would you like to be a monk?


    ...does that mean you will no longer be a mod for us, since this could be considered well... not that monkish..
     
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