Oprah will OWN the earth.

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I love Oprah. She've done more for humanity than most people in 1000 life times. She said she got a vision for the network. I'm sure that means, she found new ways to help people. Bless her heart!
 

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Seriously, what? You never have to see Oprah if you don't want to. Sure, I'm not in the U.S. right now, but when I was I was never part of the Cult of Oprah, and never thought to complain about seeing her too much at all (because I didn't). She's just a personality. If you don't like her or find what she does boring, don't watch it.


This thread might be a good reference list of people who watch way the hell too much daytime television.
 

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I hope she has a cooking show. A billionaire needs to be able to show us how to rustle up some grub.

"Today, we'll demonstrate how to order a hamburger from Sardi's over the phone."
 

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Oprah rocks. She will never run for office--she already has more power and influence than any politician.

Hey Goner!

Hey love! You know I gotta chime-in when they talk about my girl O.

We're long overdue for a chat, no?

~Goner :wink:
 

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For Goner: An amalgamation of a long-ago thread-jack that turned into an Oprah lovefest. (Do you remember?)

I would consider giving up my dick to have Oprah's pull. She's THAT fucking powerful.

Did you know that Mr. Jack Nicholson called Gayle (Oprah's Best Friend) the day after the Oscars to let them both know that he voted for BrokeBack Mountain and was flabbergasted that it did not win.

THAT is stroke. Damn.
Yes, Jack had to settle for Gayle. When was the last time a SUPERFUCKING STAR of the magnitude of jack Nicholson called YOUR best friend to relay a message to YOU!?!? DAYUM.

I do remember that beef thing. Her breathing moves mountains.

I mean, she's got mental power over people like Professor X of the X-men.

She says--go read this and, fuck, the book is a best seller in 5 days.

Oprah IS the butterfly effect.

She obviously at once has the biggest dick, deepest pussy and largest tits of any human being. DAMN.

Below is a partial list of muthafuckers who tried to hang with Oprah and were left in the wake of her womanly might:

  • Donahue
  • Sally Jessie Rapael
  • Montel Williams
  • Ricki Lake
  • Jerry Springer
  • Tempest Bledsoe
  • Geraldo
  • Morton Downy, Jr.
  • Rosie O'Donnell
If I had it to do all over again, I would make a plaster cast of my dick and give my virgin ass to Oprah while Bronxy and GoneA watched and Stronzo puked in the restroom.

The revolution HAS been televised.

You will get yours when you realize that everything Oprah touches is GOLD and therefore, Dr. Phil rules your ass by default.

Resistance is FUTILE.

Oprah once talked to this guy who helped her change her life. He helped her through the beef stuff in Texas and she was forever grateful. She told everyone how good he was and next thing you know, HE and hisWIFE and SON were megastars. You may have heard of him. His name is Phil McGraw.

I one day hope to help Oprah so that she can reward me by giving me the half of the country she did not give to Dr. Phil.

Oprah rules your ass AND mine.

This thread is about Oprah.

When the Martians invade in 20 years and ask what planet this is?

The leaders of the free world had better say "This is Planet Oprah."

Let's start the "Rename the Planet Petition".
 

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Get off of Oprah. If YOU had the opportunity to live your life without restraints like she does, you'd do everything that you wanted to do as well. You don't have to like her. Just don't knock her hustle. She is an incredible businesswoman, and you never hear about her cutting someone's throat to get to where she wants to be. Live your life and let her live hers.

Way to go O!!!
 

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I'd rather HER be on the cover than all the fucking models that are on the covers of similar magazines... I'd rather young women look up to Oprah than to Kate Moss or whatever anorexic whore is hot at the moment.

Well said! My ex was the sister of one of these skinny, never eat,snort loads of coke girls! She is quite well known in the uk does tv ads and all that! It wasn't nice to see her in the flesh she looked like she was about to die!

I think a lot on tv has a negative message! Something the big OW never does! From what I have seen don't get it much over here!
I'm sure the world would be a better place if we loved not hated! Or have i smoked too much weed tonight?
 

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Funny how so many people here lavish plaudits on Oprah, and then turn around and bash the evangelical "superstars" who tell their christian followers what to believe and who to vote for.

It's the same fucking thing.

Interesting point. Oprah is loved by Hollywood and the mainstream media, so voilà!

When you're a billionnaire, giving to charity all the time isn't that impressive. If she's so "enlightened" and "saint-like" as many claim, then why hasn't she given up all her wealth and gone to live with the poor black children of Africa whom she so dearly loves?

What's my point? It's not that I hate her or wish malice upon her, but she is just like the rest of us in every way except one: We aren't billionaires. In every other respect, she's out for her number one.

To me, a humanitarian makes sacrifices. What sacrifice is she really making in her "humanitarian acts"? Nil. Please don't compare her to Mother Theresa or Saint Catherine of Sienna.

BTW, Oprah Winfrey is not that powerful. When it comes right down to it, she has virtually little power in the world. Now, does everyone agree that she has the same power in the world as Pope Benedict?:rolleyes:

This thread has made me puke.

(PS The way Oprah acted in Paris the other year when a store closed on her at her inconvenience tells me how "enlightenedly spoiled" is).
 

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I wouldn't like to be living in the Opraverse, it'd be so politically correct people wouldn't dare open their mouths and every action would be analysed and therapised up the butt.
 

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Funny how so many people here lavish plaudits on Oprah, and then turn around and bash the evangelical "superstars" who tell their christian followers what to believe and who to vote for.

It's the same fucking thing.


No. I don't consider Oprah to be the same as bombastic, hate spewing, anti-gay, homophobic,"do as I say not as I do" "superstar" preachers rob.

In addition to her charitable deeds she has featured the adoption of children by gay persons and their marriages in a positive light. As opposed to the evangelicals who are disseminating the propaganda of organizations such as the Family Research Institute. This group states that ALL gays are sex-mad perverts. In addition, by virtue of being gay, they are pedophiles, mentally unstable, infected with S.T.D.s and quite likely will have sex with and possibly eat their adopted children. Their logic :Jeffrey Dahmer was gay, wasn't he?



With views like those evangelicals would be bashed:

http://www.lpsg.org/328958-post1.html

"I really believe that the pagans, the abortionists, the feminists and the gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle.....I point the finger in their face and say "you helped make this happen."
-Jerry Falwell, speaking about the Sept. 11 terror
attacks, The 700 Club


"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"
-Pat Robertson, The Washington Post
 

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No. I don't consider Oprah to be the same as bombastic, hate spewing, anti-gay, homophobic,"do as I say not as I do" "superstar" preachers rob.
No, Oprah is not a homophobe. She is not an awful person, btw, but far from "enlightened" as she claims to be.:biggrin1:

I find that people just jump on the "Oprah bandwagon" without giving much thought to what she is even saying. That's what a lot people do under the influence of popular relgious folk. I reckon that's what Rob is trying to say.

Although some see in her a positive light for her charity work and running her "enlightened" mouth on tv everyday, I see her in a more neutral light, if you like. She does good deeds for society at times in her means to achieve her self-serving ends.:wink:

dreamer20 said:
In addition to her charitable deeds (she has featured the adoption of children by gay persons and their marriages in a positive light.) As opposed to the evangelicals who are disseminating the propaganda of organizations such as the Family Research Institute (has a skewed and warped perception of reality) This group states that ALL gays are sex-mad perverts. In addition, by virtue of being gay, they are pedophiles, mentally unstable, infected with S.T.D.s and quite likely will have sex with and possibly eat their adopted children. Their logic :Jeffrey Dahmer was gay, wasn't he?



With views like those evangelicals would be bashed:

http://www.lpsg.org/328958-post1.html

"I really believe that the pagans, the abortionists, the feminists and the gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle.....I point the finger in their face and say "you helped make this happen."
-Jerry Falwell (Sadly, Jerry was anything but enlightened...truly heartbreaking), speaking about the Sept. 11 terror
attacks, The 700 Club


"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians -Pat Robertson (If Pat Roberston is a genuine Christian, then 2+2 = 5),The Washington Post


Many Evangelical Christians have a warped understanding of humanity and reality. This will often manifest itself as hate. Sorry to inform you all of this, but this is trait which is by all means not limited to Evangelical Christians and conservatives of other religions. This is a trait that many non-religious folk carry as well.

The enlightened man sees the similarities in people, not their differences.
 

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No. I don't consider Oprah to be the same as bombastic, hate spewing, anti-gay, homophobic,"do as I say not as I do" "superstar" preachers rob.

In addition to her charitable deeds she has featured the adoption of children by gay persons and their marriages in a positive light. As opposed to the evangelicals who are disseminating the propaganda of organizations such as the Family Research Institute. This group states that ALL gays are sex-mad perverts. In addition, by virtue of being gay, they are pedophiles, mentally unstable, infected with S.T.D.s and quite likely will have sex with and possibly eat their adopted children. Their logic :Jeffrey Dahmer was gay, wasn't he?



With views like those evangelicals would be bashed:

http://www.lpsg.org/328958-post1.html

"I really believe that the pagans, the abortionists, the feminists and the gays and lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle.....I point the finger in their face and say "you helped make this happen."
-Jerry Falwell, speaking about the Sept. 11 terror
attacks, The 700 Club


"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"
-Pat Robertson, The Washington Post

You seem to have missed my point and proven it with the same post.

You don't consider Oprah to be the same as the big name evangelists because you seem to agree with what she's saying and doing. Doubtless there are many fervent religious wackos out there who feel the same way about Oprah as you do about, say, Robertson and Falwell.

I'm not saying Oprah is a bad person. My point is that it is NOT a good thing for the ignorant masses to be told what to think and how to vote by a charismatic television figure, regardless of that figure's agenda. People need to think for themselves and examine the issues for themselves.