Oprah Winfrey Scandal!!!

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  1. bigphattool

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    Breaking news people....Just in on BBC World.....

    'Multi-Millionaire media mogul Oprah Winfrey arrested by immigrations at JFK Airport NYC, purportedly carrying over 2000 lbs of crack in her knickers.'
     
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    WTF!!! 2000 lbs of crack??? thats a lot... :?
     
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    Well obviously you dont' get the joke then :rolleyes:
     
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    It's a joke about her BIG FAT ASS.
     
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    ROTFL!! Thats awful... :D:D
     
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    actually that would be billionaire media mogul Oprah Winfrey!
     
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    Drat. Oprah wins again...
     
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    Oprah loves broccoli. Watch out for the resulting crack of thunder.

    Steadman says the sun rises in Oprah. That explains the crack of dawn.
     
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    *bows head*
     
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