...or just making it LOOK bigger

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    throb919: Saw this at a website selling (mostly) underwear and thought it was...well...funny. Ad copy says: "Adjustable, comfortable, smooth rubber harness and cinch strap goes around your penis and testicles, under your jeans for added, package-enhancing boost. Comes in two sizes: Large and extra large. While large does the trick, try extra-large for when you really want to turn heads."

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    And I think of all the ways the really big guys here try not to turn heads and to "un-enhance" their packages! It doesn't look very comfortable to me--and can you imagine the "moment of truth" undressing with somebody and the unmistakable r-r-r-r-r-ip sound of Velcro? Potential buyers would be better served with those drapery-ring-things les garçons français were talking about or rubber cockrings from an adult bookstore. Price: "$18.95 and up"--I love the "and up"! (Extra-large is $21.95.) No "small" or "medium," of course--package says "Big Man's Package Enhancer"!
     
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    awellhungboi: Throb, that is too funny! Guess nobody ever lost any money by preying on people's anxieties.

    I'd just hope that anyone considering buying one of those would realize that a big smile will turn more heads than a big bulge ever will. :)
     
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    mindseye: [quote author=Monstro link=board=pe;num=1064524414;start=0#1 date=09/25/03 at 17:05:28]a big smile will turn more heads than a big bulge ever will. :)[/quote]

    ...and so will a really loud fart.

    Heh.
     
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    9cyclops9: [quote author=mindseye link=board=pe;num=1064524414;start=0#2 date=09/25/03 at 19:04:00]

    ...and so will a really loud fart.  

    Heh.[/quote]

    Haha! Thanks mindseye, I needed that one. Nothing like good old fart humor every once in a while. :D

    John
     
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    7x6andchg: Oh, mindseye, that's funny. LOL

    I can't imagine walking around wearing that...I mean, cmon...it's VELCRO for Pete's sake.

    7x6&C
     
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    AnonyMs: ANd I do not even want to consider the implications of the flatulence being accompanied by the unmistakable r-r-r-r-r-ip sound of Velcro!
     
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    throb919: (But Nony--Paul did say elsewhere that he was more attuned to and turned on by sounds and scents...!) :D
     
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    7x6andchg: Yes, but not the smell of rubber and the sound of Velcro. :D
     
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