Oral or Penetration?

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Which would you choose for the rest of your life, Penetration or Oral?

  1. Penetration

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  2. Oral

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  1. Rubenesque

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    OK...

    you can only ever have penetrative or oral sex for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
     
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    oral!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Me too!!
     
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    well seeing as I've only had penetrative sex before......
     
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    penetration, i like to penetrate the girls mouth, vag and ass
     
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    Oral, Oral, Oral!!!
     
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    You've never had a blow job?:eek:
     
  8. No_Strings

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    I'd rather perform cunnilingus than receive anything. :wink:
     
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    SIGH..... nope.... mind you I've eaten and fingered a few pussies in my life....but no one cares to recriprocate.....:frown1:
     
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    Wow.... I can't imagine having sex and not giving head.
     
  11. D_Fiona_Farvel

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    Mmm, oral... but there's nothing like getting fucked(hard, soft, teasing, deep, every position). :)
     
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    wow....I wish someone would have informed the ladies I've gone down on and fingered....you know, I help you out, you help me out......sigh.....
     
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    I would have to say penetration. I have only ever had one blow job that made me shoot. I always end up finishing it myself.
     
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    You need to come to NYC for some help w/that! :;
     
  15. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Penetrative sex hands down, any day of the week.
     
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    With penetrative sex I'm in control. With oral, I'm not. I'm at the mercy of whatever skill (or lack thereof) the other person (male or female) has. I have a LOT of trouble reaching orgasm with oral, and as it goes on and on without feeling like it's building...well, you lose the mood.
     
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    I voted for penetration because there is more than one thing to penetrate lol . But I just can't imagine penetrative sex without first starting off with oral.
     
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    Hell both of us are great at oral but would toss it out if it meant we could have the sex. 5 minutes of intense french kissing...especially in the shower...would render some mindblowing sex.
     
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    Feed me
     
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    I voted penetration.
     
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