Oregon state attorney season and bag limits

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    OREGON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
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    163.11 GENERAL

    1. Any person with a valid Oregon State hunting license may
    harvest attorneys.

    2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The
    use of currency as bait is prohibited.

    3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If
    accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to
    nearest car wash.

    4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow
    machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

    5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free
    Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

    6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW
    dealerships.

    7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills,
    prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys.

    8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of
    courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars,
    ambulances, or hospitals.

    9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a
    felony to hunt, trap, or possess it.

    10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
    inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

    11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a
    reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident
    victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
    attorneys.

    BAG LIMITS

    1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2
    2. Two-faced Tort Forcer 1
    3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 4
    4. Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3
    5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2
    6. Honest Attorney EXTINCT
    7. Cut-throat 2
    8. Back-stabbing Whiner 2
    9. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2
    10. Silver-tongued Drug Defender $100 BOUNTY
    11. Hairy-assed Civil Libertarian 7





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