orgasmic food

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  1. notsmallmatt

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    so when i eat sushi... specially eel... im tossed head first into what i could only describe as a mouth orgasm... what i figure chocolate(apparently) does for women.
    it takes over my mind and i start to lose control of myself... nearly every time i make a fist and slam it on the table(very odd when it happens in a restaurant).. along with a half-boner.

    simply put.. i LOVE sushi


    anyone else have a similar reaction to your favorite food?


    (fyi: i never even tried sushi till i was around 19-20yrs old, in a fancy place in vegas..HUGE roll.. best thing ever.)
     
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    If by orgasm then you mean something slimy and salty running down your throat then I'd say that's a fair way to describe easting eel.

    Although, that's the orgasm fromthe wrong end of the equation, isn't it?
     
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    Eeeeewwww! It took me a couple of reads but I just got that.

    I'll never look at sushi the same way again.
     
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    Just reading the subject heading of this thread, before I even got to the body of your post, I was already thinking sushi. Really fresh, really good, well-prepared sushi is awesome and definitely the only food experience I can think of that might be described as orgasmic. I feel sincere pity for those who don't realize this.
     
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    thank you!
    when i read the first two replies i figured id made a mistake even mentioning it...
    but im not crazy! yay.. lol :rolleyes:

    little dab of wasabi.. slice of ginger.. tiny dip in some soy sauce..
    goddamn its so freaking good!
     
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    If one were to listen from a nearby room as I ate my favorite pizza (New York Style Pesto with Roma Tomatoes), one might think I was playing with myself.

    All that moaning...:tongue:
     
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